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  • got engaged

    welp my life is over.. oh and im having a kid next year!

    figured i could make one of these threads..
    ازدهار رأسه برعشيت

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    • #3
      Good luck in hell. Lol. Serious though congrats
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      • #4
        LOL you're retarded

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        • #5
          R.i.p.
          Originally posted by talisman
          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
          Originally posted by AdamLX
          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          Because fuck you, that's why
          Originally posted by 80coupe
          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
          Originally posted by Rick Modena
          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
          Originally posted by Jester
          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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          • #6
            First wife? Meh, you really don't know what you are doing until your second wife. Enjoy the trainer wife. Try not to knock her up though. Save your seed for the second one or you will have 18 years of heartache. I kept from knocking up my first wife and after being divorced for 10 years have no idea where she is and I relish that fact. Had we had kids that bitch would be in my life everday STILL.

            Enjoy.
            Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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            • #7
              Congrats fucker

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              • #8
                Sorry for your loss

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                  First wife? Meh, you really don't know what you are doing until your second wife. Enjoy the trainer wife. Try not to knock her up though. Save your seed for the second one or you will have 18 years of heartache. I kept from knocking up my first wife and after being divorced for 10 years have no idea where she is and I relish that fact. Had we had kids that bitch would be in my life everday STILL.

                  Enjoy.
                  He already knocked her up.
                  "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                  • #10
                    That dog .gif gave me a seizure.
                    Ded

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                    • #11
                      You idiot!!! Jk good luck have fun! Grats on the incoming kid!

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                      • #12
                        Don't pull a Levi on us.

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                        • #13
                          Now your in for thick & thin. Lets hope its just more thin then thick! Congrats on the kid. Relationships take alot of work & being married means by law you gotta put that work in, But should now cause you have a kid together. As long as you have that love where everything is made ok in the bedroom. Then you will have it licked
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                            That's hilarious^^

                            But congrats dude!
                            Don't Mess With Texas.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                              First wife? Meh, you really don't know what you are doing until your second wife. Enjoy the trainer wife. Try not to knock her up though. Save your seed for the second one or you will have 18 years of heartache. I kept from knocking up my first wife and after being divorced for 10 years have no idea where she is and I relish that fact. Had we had kids that bitch would be in my life everday STILL.

                              Enjoy.
                              Lol, my mom and dad knew each other for 2 months when they got married. It was the first marriage for either one and they have been married 34 years now. That marriage has taken some serious strain too. My mom isn't the easiest person in the world to get along with and my dad isn't much for communication.

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