What is my boss trying to sell me?

[Chili]

Yeah, then think of all the great karma you get for lying to get your boss fired (not to mention you're stuck with his job - which can't be that great if he has to peddle horseshit on the side)!

Funny-sucker..

[naynay]

1) hard dick
2)hot spit

[Skidmark]

One is probably electricity.

[reytx1]

Coffee?

[MattB]

Trains & coal chooooooo choooooooo$$$$$$$$$ motherfuckers

[talisman]

Amway?

[Vertnut]

Don't do it.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Its time to update your resume.

[Wicked98Snake]

Suprise buttsex! Take it or you're fired!

[Blackout]

Suprise buttsex! Take it or you're fired!

damn you...

just remember its not rape if you yell suprise first!

[Ratt]

Probably pre-paid legal and some sort of supplementary insurance. The fact that he has a side job means you need to start looking for something else.

[PandaBear]

2 tickets to the gun show

[Doug Hatton]

Viagra and duct tape?

[Treasure Chest]

Visalus shakes and "It Works" wraps?

[Silverback]

don't go, just report to HR that your boss is using normal work time to try to pedal his side business to you.