Home Depot: Pick your weapons.. it's do or die

[Fatass]

As long as store use items, no upc, don't count towards your weapon count, drive the forklift full steam into the steel. Problem solved.

[71chevellejohn]

And bolted to the ground

Use the oxy-acetylene torch on the legs and let those shelves come down.

[Jester]

ok, so far we have established that we should drive a forklift into the shelves while wielding a broom handle machete and possibly wasp spray!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Use the oxy-acetylene torch on the legs and let those shelves come down.

Too much time before getting chopped by my fucking HAMMER!

[Craizie]

Just burn him down.

[brandon01rt]

A co worker crashed into a shelf with a forklift when i worked there and it didn't fall over. I would like to think I could drop a box of tile on someone trying to climb before they reached the top. I would surely be screwed if multiple people climbed at the same time... hopefully they fought to the death before they noticed me.

[brandon01rt]

Those are stored outside the building.

The forklifts run on propane.

[71chevellejohn]

As I see necessary, I'm throwing bodies into the store-use cutting equipment(Blinds, lumber, etc...)

[Forever_frost]

Ball bearings, kerosene, grill lighter

[Craizie]

I will pay someone $100 to test the wasp vs angry blind man with machete pole theory.

[Fatass]

ok, so far we have established that we should drive a forklift into the shelves while wielding a broom handle machete and possibly wasp spray!

Warz like button?

[Fatass]

The forklifts run on propane.

Alright, we'll just send sloth and his mach-ete up. His skull should have no problem deflecting tiling.

[brandon01rt]

Alright, we'll just send sloth and his mach-ete up. His skull should have no problem deflecting tiling.

Lmfao

[ThreeFingerPete]

Chlorine

Ammonia

Oxygen tank

Where will you find the oxygen tank?

Jester wins IMO.

I would get in the order picker and stand on top of the racks and push the top stock pallets over to the people below. Can you imagine a box of tile crashing on your head?

That's my line of thinking.

Can you imagine the noise you would be making and the target you would be painting yourself with by trying this? You would be the first rotting corpse.

Unlikely. Regardless of how obvious it is, people can't do shit to you from 30' below you. They either have to climb up or knock the shelves down. Knocking the shelves down ain't gonna happen, and climbing up leaves them extremely vulnerable.

Pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Like the little propane jobber?

Yep, quiet, constantly on the move, not standing on top of the steel like dilbert dumbfuck trying to figure out how you are going to get away from the other people that have called a temporary truce to combine forces to take out an easy target. Granted, my wasp torch might not be the quietest but I'm on the floor and moving, possibly camping at the source of all the fire and death screams to see who I may draw in to investigate, then BLAMO, your the next crispy critter. My eyes stay safely covered from spray and other debris.

One could sit atop the shelves quiety and none of the others would even know. It's actually a very good plan.

Wasp spray has range and flamability going for it. I can climb too.

Sure, but can you defend yourself while you're climbing?

[71chevellejohn]

Where will you find the oxygen tank?

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-100092336/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=torch&storeId=10051#.UH9sUcWHJLo