Home Depot: Pick your weapons.. it's do or die

[Jester]

Can you imagine the noise you would be making and the target you would be painting yourself with by trying this? You would be the first rotting corpse.

agreed. broom handle, zipties, and machete is the way. swift, silent, deadly.

i can use 3 zipties to attach machete and then the rest are for easy silent kills. a ziptie around the neck will give your victim about 15 seconds before night night.......i can be 15 seconds closer to my next target.

[RJDCobra]

Pair of pliers and a blow torch.

[Jester]

Pair of pliers and a blow torch.

I will gladly be picking them up from your corpse after I split your skull.....might also want to toss a lighter or sparker in there, skippy!

[Craizie]

I like the wasp spray idea. Jester would be blind.

[Jester]

I like the wasp spray idea. Jester would be blind.

it is the chance you would have to take as i rushed you.
No telling who would win.

[Fatass]

agreed. broom handle, zipties, and machete is the way. swift, silent, deadly.

i can use 3 zipties to attach machete and then the rest are for easy silent kills. a ziptie around the neck will give your victim about 15 seconds before night night.......i can be 15 seconds closer to my next target.

Yep, quiet, constantly on the move, not standing on top of the steel like dilbert dumbfuck trying to figure out how you are going to get away from the other people that have called a temporary truce to combine forces to take out an easy target. Granted, my wasp torch might not be the quietest but I'm on the floor and moving, possibly camping at the source of all the fire and death screams to see who I may draw in to investigate, then BLAMO, your the next crispy critter. My eyes stay safely covered from spray and other debris.

[Craizie]

it is the chance you would have to take as i rushed you.
No telling who would win.

I think side stepping a blind crazy man with a zip tied machete would be fairly easy.

[brandon01rt]

Can you imagine the noise you would be making and the target you would be painting yourself with by trying this? You would be the first rotting corpse.

Who could reach me from way up top?

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[Fatass]

I think side stepping a blind crazy man with a zip tied machete would be fairly easy.

I just imagined sloth with a broom handle machete. I lol'd.

[Jester]

I think side stepping a blind crazy man with a zip tied machete would be fairly easy.

I would be swinging it like a fucking banshee and directly towards the blur i could make out.....not to mention the fact you can see the spray in your hand and anyone with a brain is gonna know what you are going to do with it. Wasp spray comes out in a stream and would be pretty easy to stop with just holding a hand up. Try stopping a machete by holding a hand up.

[Fatass]

Who could reach me from way up top?

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Wasp spray has range and flamability going for it. I can climb too.

[Jester]

Wasp spray has range and flamability going for it. I can climb too.

wouldnt take much to tip a shelf over either.

[Unicorn Jeff]

wouldnt take much to tip a shelf over either.

Have you seen those shelves? They're pretty beastly.

[Jester]

Have you seen those shelves? They're pretty beastly.

well than call me a spear chunker!

[whitetrash]

Have you seen those shelves? They're pretty beastly.

And bolted to the ground