Home Depot: Pick your weapons.. it's do or die

[Jester]

Im grabbing a broom handle, zip ties, and a machete.

[JP135]

I'll just use the pistol I carry. Shouldn't take long, so get the women lined up.

[DON SVO]

in the store?

I can easily swap it out with paint thinner in a pinch.

and your penis to light it?

lighter in my pocket.

[Jester]

I can easily swap it out with paint thinner in a pinch.



lighter in my pocket.

Well if that is okay, then im gonna have a fucking UZI in my pocket!

[BradM]

Well if that is okay, then im gonna have a fucking UZI in my pocket!

That's a big pocket. I'm glad I never leave my trusty land mines at home.

[VaderTT]

I'd grab some bleezies and some heem.

[ELVIS]

po' pimpin'???

god bless.

[dville_gt]

fastest zero-turn mower they have with a strong pole chain saw out the front and a large metal trash can in rigged up around the seat with a hole for sight.

[stephen4785]

Remove the safety and use this

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-203397598/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=concrete+nail+gun&storeId=10051

[naynay]

Remove the safety and use this

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1...&storeId=10051

then you need a compressor, air hose, nails, and now you're over your limit..

strategy dawg

[Tyrone Biggums]

This was an interesting thread when Strychnine posted it last year.

[naynay]

thanks tyrone

[Baron Von Crowder]

then you need a compressor, air hose, nails, and now you're over your limit..

strategy dawg

Psst, its gas powered with a battery, needs no compressor.

[naynay]

well then you gotta get gas and nails, and now you're cashed out.

[mschmoyer]

Anything that uses battery power usually comes uncharged...I'd think a lot of those ideas would come up with a big ol pull the trigger and nothing happens.

1. Wasp Spray (30ft range)
2. Wasp Spray
2. Machete

Figured I'd run out of wasp spray.