get rich quick: DFWM detectives

[crapstang]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3325640999.html

On April 5th 2012 one Delson Villa stole my truck from behind The Home goods store in Southlake Texas. Sense Police are completely useless at finding stolen. And I now have the money to afford any truck I want.I want my truck back! Sense I'm willing to pay an extreme amount for the return I will only pay reward if truck is in the exact codition and contents as the moment it was taken down to last detail must be there .everything in tact. Included is an arrest picture of Delson Villa and a picture of truck . If you can Supply correct vin number that matches my records and truck in tact you will have an all cash reward handled b my attorney. Call (817)760-3642. This is no joke truck means that much to me.

[GE]

Reading this post gives me a headache.

[Buick355]

Yeah right. Who the fuck would give $500,000 to get a p.o.s. truck like that back even if you did meet his ridiculous conditions.

[crapstang]

Yeah right. Who the fuck would give $500,000 to get a p.o.s. truck like that back even if you did meet his ridiculous conditions.

Either it's a joke, or the guy got some real money coming in and wants to get it back just because he wants it back, like it says in the ad.

[91CoupeMike]

Lol.

Check out that dudes house, income tax season is coming up and he's just going to give out his return money with all his deductions..

Its probably the mexicans truck and he's trying to be overly clever and have someone else steal it for him.

[Mike]

I'm more interested in finding more information about the original posted of the ad.

Looks like he has a small Heating & Air business.
Aireformance
(817) 760-3642
John Culbertson

I wouldn't get my hopes up on the $500,000

[TexasT]

Clean looking truck.
Maybe it has some kind of "prize" under the seat or in the spare tire.

[Ted]

Hey, help find my truck, then when you have done all the work, I will say such and such is wrong, and I get my truck back, you get nothing since I was just trying to get people looking for my truck for free.

K thanx

[jayjohnson600]

Or perhaps a potential secret cargo compartment...

"I will only pay reward if truck is in the exact codition and contents as the moment it was taken down to last detail must be there .everything in tact."

[Rick Modena]

Clean looking truck.
Maybe it has some kind of "prize" under the seat or in the spare tire.

This.

My brother Sammuel bought a truck from a newspaper ad. We never could get it running right, no matter what we did, changed everything that we could. It would run, just very underpowered. A few weeks later a couple of Dallas detectives and a few cops show up to his job. They tell him that they have to search his truck because the guy that owned it before was a drug dealer. I guess to lightnen his sentance he told them where the dope was hidden. He went out there with them and they pulled the aircleaner out and there was a few pounds of cocaine hidden in the tube/snorkel. lmao!

[BradM]

This.

My brother Sammuel bought a truck from a newspaper ad. We never could get it running right, no matter what we did, changed everything that we could. It would run, just very underpowered. A few weeks later a couple of Dallas detectives and a few cops show up to his job. They tell him that they have to search his truck because the guy that owned it before was a drug dealer. I guess to lightnen his sentance he told them where the dope was hidden. He went out there with them and they pulled the aircleaner out and there was a few pounds of cocaine hidden in the tube/snorkel. lmao!

Damn the luck on not pulling that snorkel ahead of time!

[Rick Modena]

Damn the luck on not pulling that snorkel ahead of time!

haha! Yep, we even changes the air filter and didn't see anything, though it was wrapped in black trash bag.

Fucking thing ran like a scalded ape afterwards.

[roliath]

This.

My brother Sammuel bought a truck from a newspaper ad. We never could get it running right, no matter what we did, changed everything that we could. It would run, just very underpowered. A few weeks later a couple of Dallas detectives and a few cops show up to his job. They tell him that they have to search his truck because the guy that owned it before was a drug dealer. I guess to lightnen his sentance he told them where the dope was hidden. He went out there with them and they pulled the aircleaner out and there was a few pounds of cocaine hidden in the tube/snorkel. lmao!

Not calling shens, but I've heard this way too many times from different people .

[JP135]

Sense Police are completely useless at finding stolen.

If the "sense police are completely useless at finding stolen" how did they arrest the Delson Villa? Typically the recovery is made at the time of arrest and possession is sort of required to make a theft case.

[Fern]

one time i found a million cagillion pounds of afgooey pineapple cherry soda haze crack heroin bath salts wrapped in a 7/11 bag underneath my grandpa's truck.

one time.