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    Authorities say a 62-year-old employee was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods


    SANTA FE SPRINGS (AP) — Authorities say a 62-year-old employee was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods.

    The Whittier Daily News reports Jose Melena was found Thursday shortly before 7 a.m. at the plant in Santa Fe Springs.

    California Division of Occupational Safety and Health spokeswoman Erika Monterroza says it’s unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a “steamer machine.”

    The state department has launched an investigation into the accident.

    In a written statement, Bumble Bee Foods spokesman Pat Menke expressed condolences to Melena’s family and says operations at the canning facility will be suspended at the plant until Monday.
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?


  • #2
    No one likes the tuna here, asshole.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by talisman View Post
      No one likes the tuna here, asshole.
      I can box.. he knows!
      "PSH!!!"

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      • #4
        This is why we don't fuck around with Bumble Bee tuna. Starkist FTMFW!!

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        • #5
          "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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          • #6
            I saw this story last night on the news and it made me want to tuna to a new channel!
            Originally posted by racrguy
            What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
            Originally posted by racrguy
            Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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            • #7
              How bad do you have to bumble things up to bee cooked alive?

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              • #8
                How unfortunate
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #9
                  I think the whole thing is uncanny and smells fishy to me.

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                  • #10
                    Unbumblebleeable

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                      California Division of Occupational Safety and Health spokeswoman Erika Monterroza says it’s unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a “steamer machine.”
                      A mob hitman took the phrase "sleeping with the fishes" literally?
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                      • #12
                        Maybe he wanted to die. Probably had low self esteam.

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                        • #13
                          Right now his family is cooking up a plan to make some bank off of this mishap.

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                          • #14
                            Damn, what a way to go.
                            Originally posted by Silverback
                            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                            • #15
                              You cant get the fish smell off your finger. It just stay for awhile.

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