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    Redneckery has no geographical bounds.





    Massive Mich. Apartment Fire Likely Started By…Someone Preparing a Squirrel for Dinner With a Blow Torch

    Posted on October 11, 2012

    HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, Mich. (TheBlaze/AP) — Authorities say a blaze that displaced dozens of people from a southwest Michigan apartment complex may have been sparked by a resident trying to cook a squirrel with a propane torch.

    The Lansing State Journal leaves little doubt, however, about the cause:

    Investigators say a person torching the fur off a squirrel started a fire that destroyed a Holland Township apartment building Wednesday afternoon.

    Holland Township firefighters determined the fire started when a resident was using a propane torch to remove a squirrel’s fur. The person planned to eat the squirrel.
    Fire Chief Jim Kohsel tells MLive.com that the resident apparently planned to eat the animal and was burning off its fur on a third-floor deck at the building in Ottawa County’s Holland Township when the fire broke out Wednesday. Flames spread to the roof. Kohsel says eight apartments are destroyed and others damaged.

    The resident‘s name wasn’t immediately released.

    Kohsel says a firefighter broke a toe. No residents were injured.

    Resident Tiffany Camburn told The Holland Sentinel that she and her neighbors had to evacuate their apartments.

    The American Red Cross arranged temporary shelter and clothing for displaced residents.



  • #2
    dat der limb chicken be good eats!
    Originally posted by Nash B.
    Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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    • #3
      Squirrel is actually very, very good. I've never heard of anyone using a torch to burn off the fur, though. What the fuck for? They aren't difficult to prepare.
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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      • #4
        Your Oklahoma is showing, Brent!
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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        • #5
          What a fkn asshole!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
            Squirrel is actually very, very good. I've never heard of anyone using a torch to burn off the fur, though. What the fuck for? They aren't difficult to prepare.
            Plos tue!
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            • #7
              Yummmmmmm...tree rat.

              They are good.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                Your Oklahoma is showing, Brent!
                I don't give a fuck!
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by nash b. View Post
                  your oklahoma is showing, brent!
                  lmao!

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                  • #10
                    it may be good, but I dont eat rodent.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      I haven't had it in years but its not bad.
                      Half of history is hiding the past.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        Squirrel is actually very, very good. I've never heard of anyone using a torch to burn off the fur, though. What the fuck for? They aren't difficult to prepare.
                        Seriously or are you trying to get people to eat squirrel?

                        What meat does it most closely represent?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          Squirrel is actually very, very good. I've never heard of anyone using a torch to burn off the fur, though. What the fuck for? They aren't difficult to prepare.
                          x2 I've had it and it was awesome. Why didn't he just give it to his wife to prepare and make it, DUH!
                          Originally posted by Nash B.
                          Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                          • #14
                            Squirrel is delicious.
                            ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                            • #15
                              Squirrel is fanfuckingtastic.

                              It's super easy to skin. Just cut off the head, tail, feet, slice the belly, yank the guts, and pull the skin.
                              Throw a few in the crock pot with cream of mushroom and fugetaboutit.


                              How in the fuck does a fire start on the roof from burning the hairs off the squirrel? Why would someone want to leave the skin with singed hairs?

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