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[racrguy]

Took 10 years for the last one. This one has no interest in having a baby right now and actually works for a living. No comparison.

Because a chick doesn't want to have a kid means she isn't crazy? I don't believe it.

And why put "just sayin?" I know you are just sayin....you just said it! .....just sayin'

People tend to get perturbed when you call them on their lapses in judgement.

[Sean88gt]

It's the consistency of a loogie and I'm a texture person.

Apparently, someone has been on the receiving end of the Houdini.

[Jester]

Because a chick doesn't want to have a kid means she isn't crazy? I don't believe it.



People tend to get perturbed when you call them on their lapses in judgement.

They are ALL crazy as shit, but after the crazy I was with for so long, this one is as normal as a lite beer. I was married to a hurricane boiler maker with a side of Cuervo and a shot of tabasco to the eye after a bump of coke.

[Baba Ganoush]

Child support is for suckers!

[Jester]

Child support is for suckers!

lmfao! awesome!!!!

[ceyko]

I don't know....they seem to turn the crazy knob up after kids.

[Treasure Chest]

I don't know....they seem to turn the crazy knob up after kids.

It's similar to reining in the crazy until after the contract is signed. The ink isn't fully dry until the kid hits the ground.

[racrguy]

Boy, we sure did fuck this thread up. Didn't we? lulz

[Sean88gt]

Boy, we sure did fuck this thread up. Didn't we? lulz

"We got no food. We got no jobs. Our kids' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

[talisman]

And divorced her after I figured out who she really was. Some of you bitches hide crazy well!

Took 10 years for the last one. This one has no interest in having a baby right now and actually works for a living. No comparison.

And why put "just sayin?" I know you are just sayin....you just said it! .....just sayin'

You complete fucking moron. I warned you YEARS ago the FIRST time you had a problem what was going to happen. And what happened? Move along. Go on, shoo. I don't want to hear your shit.

[Jester]

You complete fucking moron. I warned you YEARS ago the FIRST time you had a problem what was going to happen. And what happened? Move along. Go on, shoo. I don't want to hear your shit.

You too fucker! We all warned you that Jodi was gonna be high maintenance.....but your were blinded by the beaver! :P

[Treasure Chest]

You too fucker! We all warned you that Jodi was gonna be high maintenance.....but your were blinded by the beaver! :P

....and then he went and got married a week after his divorce was finalized!!! Oh, wait...

[Jester]

....and then he went and got married a week after his divorce was finalized!!! Oh, wait...

Who gives a shit....seriously? 9 months together with 7 of those months living together.....got a pretty fucking good idea what i was getting into. Absolute best decision I have ever made. I was with the first wife for 3 fucking years before we got married and was no where near as close to her after 13 years as I am with Lauren. Will it last forever? fuck if I know.....but it is working pretty great at the moment.

[racrguy]

Who gives a shit....seriously? 9 months together with 7 of those months living together.....got a pretty fucking good idea what i was getting into. Absolute best decision I have ever made. I was with the first wife for 3 fucking years before we got married and was no where near as close to her after 13 years as I am with Lauren. Will it last forever? fuck if I know.....but it is working pretty great at the moment.

Yep, you really know someone after a whole 9 months.... You aren't even out of the puppy love phase yet. I've been a single guy for near a decade and I know this.

[Jester]

. I've been a single guy for near a decade

Seriously? with your upbeat personality? lol

Thought I knew the ex......13 years later I was wrong. You never know someone....you always take a chance. But I do know that this woman picked me up when i was broken and lost and put me back together.