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  • #1

    Why wont my phone ring

    When ever I have annoying coworkers in my office. I wish there was an app that would ring your own number 60 seconds after you pushed it.
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    Originally posted by Racewerx View Post
    When ever I have annoying coworkers in my office. I wish there was an app that would ring your own number 60 seconds after you pushed it.
    There are...for Ifail and Android. They even have a computer talk to you so it sounds like you are having a conversation as well as making it easier to 'play along' with the scenario
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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    • #3
      I usually go with "Man, I've got shit to do."

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      • #4
        Fake Conversation app for apple

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        • #5
          Time is money!

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          • #6
            " get out " works

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            • #7
              "fuck off" seems to work for me

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              • #8
                Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                "fuck off" seems to work for me
                x2

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                  "fuck off" seems to work for me
                  I use this almost daily. Works on my boss too.

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                  " I look at people somtimes and think ......Really? Thats the sperm that won?"
                  Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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                  • #10
                    I just stare at them until they get uncomfortable.
                    Originally posted by talisman
                    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                    Originally posted by AdamLX
                    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    Because fuck you, that's why
                    Originally posted by 80coupe
                    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena
                    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                    Originally posted by Jester
                    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                      I just stare at them until they get uncomfortable.
                      You left out the part where you are slowly stroking your penis.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BradM View Post
                        You left out the part where you are slowly stroking your penis.
                        I only do that when I look into your eyes......deep into your soul.....
                        Originally posted by talisman
                        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                        Originally posted by AdamLX
                        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        Because fuck you, that's why
                        Originally posted by 80coupe
                        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena
                        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                        Originally posted by Jester
                        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                        • #13
                          I'm pretty sure there's an app to fake receiving a text too.
                          Last edited by Leah; Yesterday at 10:18 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                            I only do that when I look into your eyes......deep into your soul.....
                            Originally posted by BradM View Post
                            You left out the part where you are slowly stroking your penis.

                            Originally posted by Sean88gt
                            You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                            You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                            • #15
                              Weve got some real busy bad asses in here.
                              DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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