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347Mike

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#16

10-05-2012, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by A+ View Post

Pffft....condoms are for sailors

Don't you mean Seamen?

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VaderTT

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#17

10-05-2012, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by Buzzo View Post

man condoms are for sissies. I've screw hookers without condoms.

I've rawdawged Korean hookers!

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TEAMJACOB

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#18

10-05-2012, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by VaderTT View Post

I've rawdawged Korean hookers!

I bare backed this whore named "poppeththypussy"
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VaderTT

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#19

10-05-2012, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post

I bare backed this whore named "poopeththypussy"

Nice! I guess she got that name due to a love of alabama hotpockets.

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Unicorn Jeff

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#20

10-05-2012, 08:37 AM

I honestly don't know how the fuck I don't have any STD's. I need a condom that will help me nut within 20 minutes!
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#21

10-05-2012, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by aCid View Post

I honestly don't know how the fuck I don't have any STD's. I need a condom that will help me nut within 20 minutes!

Right no shit! I would rather jack off then fuck with a condom

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BradM

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#22

10-05-2012, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by aCid View Post

I honestly don't know how the fuck I don't have any STD's. I need a condom that will help me nut within 20 minutes!

Didn't you say you didn't like these because they kept making you drool?
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Snatch Napkin

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#23

10-05-2012, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by BradM View Post

Didn't you say you didn't like these because they kept making you drool?

Laughing heartily
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Unicorn Jeff

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#24

10-05-2012, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by BradM View Post

Didn't you say you didn't like these because they kept making you drool?

Listen here nipples... I don't ever recall saying that
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BradM

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#25

10-05-2012, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by aCid View Post

Listen here nipples... I don't ever recall saying that

How do you know my stage name?
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Unicorn Jeff

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#26

10-05-2012, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by BradM View Post

How do you know my stage name?

Your wife told me the other night.
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BradM

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#27

10-05-2012, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by aCid View Post

Your wife told me the other night.

She tell you why? They're 4" long, people think I'm spinning tassels.
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#28

10-05-2012, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by BradM View Post

Didn't you say you didn't like these because they kept making you drool?

I need to quit reading any thread you post in while I'm in a "serious" setting.
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Moose242

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#29

10-05-2012, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by lincolnboy

After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
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