effing jury summons!!

[034V]

After spending 2 years as a witness in a false dwi and imprisonment case with DPD on one of my friends (not guilty btw) I have absolutely no desire to see Frank Crowley's statue or deal with his crazy ass parking situation anymore.

What have some of you guys done to get out of it?

Would really hate to have to go and explain to 3 Sheriff's that my smoke is actually from a an e-cig for 30 minutes again.. Seriously..

TIA

[talisman]

lol, work pays for Judy Duty leave, and I usually end up with most of the day off so it doesn't bother me. Had both city and county in the last year. Perp didn't show up for the city, and I was like number 36 out of 40 in the selection for the county. They filled up the box long before they got to me. Do your civic duty Lance!

[Sleeper]

Yep id just do it.

[034V]

lol, work pays for Judy Duty leave, and I usually end up with most of the day off so it doesn't bother me. Had both city and county in the last year. Perp didn't show up for the city, and I was like number 36 out of 40 in the selection for the county. They filled up the box long before they got to me. Do your civic duty Lance!

LOL.. UGH..

I don't get jury duty pay though..

[talisman]

LOL.. UGH..

I don't get jury duty pay though..

Sure you do. $6 for the first day and something like $36 a day after that. lmao Choooooo$$$$Choooooooo$$$$$$!

[034V]

Sure you do. $6 for the first day and something like $36 a day after that. lmao Choooooo$$$$Choooooooo$$$$$$!

SHIT I'M INNNNNN!!

lmao

[Lone Sailor]

Tell them you are prejudice or racist. Works every time, or so I hear.

[talisman]

Tell them you are prejudice or racist. Works every time, or so I hear.

Doesn't work so well in the UK.

[grove rat]

shiiiiiiit, don't let me get on jury duty. i'll be like pauly shore trying to get the case to go as long as possible




<----would still get paid(choooooo$$$$choooooooo$$$$$$!) and could not get fired from yob

[Rotortrash]

Tell them you are prejudice or racist. Works every time, or so I hear.

A friend of mine once stated to them, "I'm not prejudiced, I hate them all equally".

He was dismissed.

[71chevellejohn]

Walk in there and tell them you have more important things to do.

[Duncan]

I enjoy jury duty, its always an interesting experience.

I believe it is more difficult to be chosen than not, the last two I have gone to I ended up not being picked. The last one wasn't all that exciting, he was a repeat DWI (I think he was on his 4th or 5th) so it was not that disappointing that I wasn't picked. The one before that, the perp cut a deal so there was no need for a jury. I have been part of a couple of armed robberies, those were fun.

[white88]

Throw the summons away, works everytime

[HarrisonTX]

I got picked a whole lot when I was in Iraq. Since ive been home I havent got a summons. I cant wait! I don't know why people hate it, but I've also never gone.

[034V]

Throw the summons away, works everytime

The Fred Sanford act can catch up though.

On a side note I was out drinking one night when a friend of mine looks over at this 6ft 5" Asian dude and said "hey are you Yu?" Guy asked if he was a racist and then my drunken friend replied "me, no I own a color TV".. He got punched.