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  • #31
    Had this guy at Ft. Hood that everyone ripped on. He was the classic "I know people so I won't be disciplined guy."

    We would go out in the field and within 8 minutes tops, he'd 'roll his ankle' and cry and scream until he was sent back to the rear

    He would sneak his phone into the field and answer it during ambushes with the ringer turned up and talk loudly to his bar rat wife who moved her entire 8 person family into his house before they got married. His wife would also threaten to leave him everytime we headed to the woodline and threaten to divorce him if he wasn't in by nightfall. He'd cry, complain and hurt himself until he was taken back.

    At a grenade range kept trying to pull the pin on a grenade with his teeth

    Playing Halo on our off time, if he was getting slaughtered, he'd get up and shut the system off and say he tripped over the wires.

    Would routinely point loaded rifles at his own fire team while talking. Routinely resulted in an assbeating which got him sent back to the barracks.

    Would buddy fuck everyone on MRE's and cherry pick from every pack in the box to make his own package, fucking everyone else over.

    When we were going to NTC, he was due to get out as soon as we got back. He reenlisted for Hawaii to keep from going to Irwin with us, leaving a fire team a heavy gunner short
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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    • #32
      Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
      Sounds like he's actually pretty considerate.

      You tattled on him for finishing a song before he turns it off? wow man, you seem pretty delicate.

      Yeah with this. Maybe a closet racist. The music thing wouldn't bother me unless it was way loud. Walking off to fart seems considerate along with the not pooping next to me. Hell he probly don't want to smell ur racist ass poop air. Leave the guy be.
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      • #33
        Couple people I don't like at work. When they talk to me I just say Fuck off I don't like you. Works really well for me.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by jluv View Post
          OP, it sounds like maybe you are actually "that guy".
          Yup.

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          • #35
            I had a guy I thought I was cordial with. We talked Rangers pretty regular. The boss changed how something was done and apparently I didn't get the update. I went into his space one morning and presented him with some paper work that under ideal circumstances would have gotten to him the afternoon before. Unfortunately, he left before I returned from the field hence my tardy presentation. He freaked out, and took off for the boss's office complaining aboit my not following the parameters setforth. I was taken aback, but that is his problem now as he gets none of the paperwork from me now. I guess he feels better about it as we haven't spoken since.

            Sounds like your guy isn't too bad op. Build a bridge and get over it.

            My direct supervisor has a habit of telling me that I don't understand. I keep telling him to explain it to me so I will understand and I will stop making suggestions to make things go more smoothly. Alas, I am consantly replied to with, "you dont understand". I've lived in Arlington thirty years, I am pretty sure I know my way around. I am also pretty sure he is the one with the problem understanding. The guy I replaced told me his problem is that he operates on what he thinks he knows. I see that as a problem.
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            • #36
              That's not too bad. My female coworker normally just says 'Hey, check this out' and just lets one rip.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by PandaBear View Post
                That's not too bad. My female coworker normally just says 'Hey, check this out' and just lets one rip.
                Fuck yeah. She's a keeper

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Yale View Post
                  I'm in a feud with a kid in my biology class. I don't really have a reason, but he started it, so I can't be the one that quits first.
                  Never back down!!!
                  Originally posted by talisman
                  I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                  Originally posted by AdamLX
                  If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  Because fuck you, that's why
                  Originally posted by 80coupe
                  nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena
                  ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                  • #39
                    Dagger dance him, he'll get the picture.

                    Ded

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                    • #40
                      Reading some of this reminds me of Office space. lol I dont know why.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by unkoricky View Post
                        tattled? I don't wanna hear his religious ass music when im walking into work.
                        "Lebanese" isn't a religion.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                          "Lebanese" isn't a religion.
                          Don't they "worship" the pussy? Armpit hair having dikes!
                          Ded

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                            Don't they "worship" the pussy? Armpit hair having dikes!
                            Those are lesbians.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                              Those are lesbians.
                              Oooohhhhhh ok! Thanks for clearing that up.
                              Ded

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                              • #45
                                There's a guy in my office I can't stand. From 1998 to 2006 his office was basically across the hall from mine. He's the cheapest penny-pincher I've ever known and a total kiss ass to the senior parter of their lawfirm, which just happens to own the building we're in. This guy would put the A/C on 80-85 degrees in the summer and 60 in the winter. It became a game. I'd lower it to 70 in the summer or 75 in the winter and close my door. Within minutes I would hear him walk out, change the temp to where he'd previously set it and walk back into his office. There were some days that I changed it 5-10 times just to see/hear him change it. The only comments he'd ever make about it were "you need to get a fan for your office" or "get a space heater." He would also go to the senior partners of his firm to tell on me.

                                On a number of occasions, I walked in and found him in my office just looking around. A couple of times I walked in my office and found him bending over and picking up some coins that had fallen off my desk and saw him put them in his pocket. That pissed me off, so I super-glued a penny to the glass on his desk and a nickle to the carpet in the corner of his office. He never said anything, but about a week later they were gone.

                                There were a bunch of similar stuff that used to drive me nuts about him. Now I moved to a totally different part of the building, so I only see him in the breakroom and copy room. I try and be nice to him, but I think he's still bitter about the super-glued coin thing.

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