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    LoL

  • #2
    Wow, buzz kill.
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • #3
      I'll bet her husband's still choked up about it.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #4
        I was thinking of a different kind of battery operated massager before I read the link, lol
        Originally posted by Nash B.
        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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        • #5
          Real story - He walked in and saw her with a vibrator so big it required kick start(neck massager). Got pissed and choked her with her necklace.
          .

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          • #6
            Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
            I'll bet her husband's still choked up about it.
            hey-o!

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            • #7
              Now that's a smart dentist...I wonder how much her life insurance policy was worth and how old his mistress is?

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              • #8
                Michelle Ferrari? Sounds more like a stripper's stage name than a radiologist.

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                • #9
                  used the massager to relieve neck pain, lololol.
                  Ded

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                    I was thinking of a different kind of battery operated massager before I read the link, lol
                    I was thinking the same thing.... LMAO

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by davbrucas View Post
                      Now that's a smart dentist...I wonder how much her life insurance policy was worth and how old his mistress is?
                      Perfect crime?

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                      • #12
                        massager? was her pants still on? Erotic asphyxiation
                        Murph

                        Lots of cars that nobody desires

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                        • #13
                          She was a pain in the neck!

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                          • #14
                            Damn. That's some final destination shit right there.
                            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                            • #15
                              Those battery operated massagers have cords now?

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