so this guy decides to have a seizure

[Sean88gt]

lol, naked dead chick in bed. Do you dress her or not?

Hell no, you get tweezers, a turkey baster, and some clorox. Then stick her in the trunk, roll through some red light cams in your town and drop her body at the opposite side of the metroplex, then claim you were drunk driving - alone - as your alibi.

[CJ]

Hell no, you get tweezers, a turkey baster, and some clorox. Then stick her in the trunk, roll through some red light cams in your town and drop her body at the opposite side of the metroplex, then claim you were drunk driving - alone - as your alibi.

*writes down*

[Wicked98Snake]

Your pecker hit her seizure button, she must be "the one" though.
Most people would have fled with da quickness.

That's what I always add after the story. "I hit it so hard she had a seizure!"

I did think of not calling her again but when you're as ugly as me you pretty much just like whoever likes you, LOL!

[Sean88gt]

*writes down*

Gotta CSI-scrubb the place.

[Stocksilver02]

While I was out for business in 2006 In Antigua Guatemala, we were leaving the club around 1 am, and this cutie was right behind us starting shaking really bad right BEHIND me!!!! I was scared and I booked it man. She got help anyway.

[Treasure Chest]

Gotta CSI-scrubb the place.

This is why you never bring bitches to your place. Fucking amateurs.

[VaderTT]

Carpe-ure diem.

[bcoop]

This is why you never bring bitches to your place. Fucking amateurs.

No shit.

[Forever_frost]

I had a classmate go into seizures last year. I kept him from collapsing but the holding down thing to keep them from injuring others? I broke his arm. I felt bad about it but he thanked me for being the only one in the class to actually do something. Don't hold them down. Bones get broken.

My brother however, was nailing his current wife and she went into a seizure. He thought he had done the right thing and called me to brag. I told him to hang up and call an ambulance. This is also the same one that later on thought her seizures were a sign of demon possession and tried to exorcise her

[Treasure Chest]

I had a classmate go into seizures last year. I kept him from collapsing but the holding down thing to keep them from injuring others? I broke his arm. I felt bad about it but he thanked me for being the only one in the class to actually do something. Don't hold them down. Bones get broken.

My brother however, was nailing his current wife and she went into a seizure. He thought he had done the right thing and called me to brag. I told him to hang up and call an ambulance. This is also the same one that later on thought her seizures were a sign of demon possession and tried to exorcise her

With sex? I could get behind that theology....

[Forever_frost]

With sex? I could get behind that theology....

Nah, she let her blood sugar plummet and went into seizures and he tried dousing her with holy water.

[VaderTT]

Nah, she let her blood sugar plummet and went into seizures and he tried dousing her with holy water.

Completely normal.

[Treasure Chest]

Completely normal.

....you don't use holy water...

[Ratt]

Romero or Chavez?

Julius.

[Forever_frost]

....you don't use holy water...

By holy water I mean tap water that he 'blessed.'