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so this guy decides to have a seizure
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Scary as Hell when that happens.
When I was a youngster and worked at the local service station in town, one of our older guys seized while sitting on the bench in the showroom. Me and another coworker were there and saw it happen... didn't know what to do either. Called the fire dept/rescue /ambulance peeps, tried to keep him comfortable and from hurting himself until help arrived.
He was OK after a few days in the hospital, things returned to normal. That happened about 40 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday...
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Originally posted by Grape View Postin the gas station this morning, i tried to keep him from swallowing his tounge, what else are you supposed to do?Originally posted by CJ View PostI wouldn't worry about that since you can't swallow your tongue. Keep your hands or anything out of their mouth.Originally posted by Strychnine View PostIt's completely impossible to swallow your tounge.
All you can really do is keep them from injuring themselves, but dont' try to restrain them.Originally posted by JesterEvery time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.Originally posted by DennyWhat the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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My fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOLOriginally posted by Nash B.Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.
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Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View PostMy fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
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Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View PostMy fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
Most people would have fled with da quickness.Ded
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lol, naked dead chick in bed. Do you dress her or not?"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Originally posted by VaderTT View PostYour pecker hit her seizure button, she must be "the one" though.
Most people would have fled with da quickness.
I'm all about some broad convulsing and shaking after sex. I probably would have taken it as a job well done, rolled over, and passed the fuck out... And woken up to a dead broad in the morning.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View PostMy fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
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You're supposed to grab the person by the ankles, and bend their knees into their chest repeatedly while pouring rat poison in their mouth hollering "Pills are good! Pills are good!!!"....."We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln
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