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  • #16
    Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
    I had a cesar yesterday afternoon.
    Romero or Chavez?

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    • #17
      Scary as Hell when that happens.

      When I was a youngster and worked at the local service station in town, one of our older guys seized while sitting on the bench in the showroom. Me and another coworker were there and saw it happen... didn't know what to do either. Called the fire dept/rescue /ambulance peeps, tried to keep him comfortable and from hurting himself until help arrived.

      He was OK after a few days in the hospital, things returned to normal. That happened about 40 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday...

      mardyn

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      • #18
        I would've considered him a deadly threat and shot him. At least five times.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Grape View Post
          in the gas station this morning, i tried to keep him from swallowing his tounge, what else are you supposed to do?
          Originally posted by CJ View Post
          I wouldn't worry about that since you can't swallow your tongue. Keep your hands or anything out of their mouth.
          Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
          It's completely impossible to swallow your tounge.

          All you can really do is keep them from injuring themselves, but dont' try to restrain them.
          You definitely don't have to worry about them swallowing their tongue like CJ and Matt said. You do have to be careful because their jaw can clinch up and they can bite their tongue severely. My brother who has epilepsy had a seizure one night in his sleep and woke up with a bloody pillow and a swollen tongue. He bit it so bad he could barely talk for a couple of days.
          Originally posted by Jester
          Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
          He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
          Originally posted by Denny
          What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
          FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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          • #20
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            Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
            Romero or Chavez?
            Moreno
            Ded

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            • #21
              Don't restrain them. Biggest danger is them slamming their head into the ground, so be ready to catch it.
              2012 GT500

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              • #22
                My fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
                Originally posted by Nash B.
                Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                  My fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
                  Solid barg.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                    My fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
                    Your pecker hit her seizure button, she must be "the one" though.
                    Most people would have fled with da quickness.
                    Ded

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                    • #25
                      lol, naked dead chick in bed. Do you dress her or not?
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                        Your pecker hit her seizure button, she must be "the one" though.
                        Most people would have fled with da quickness.
                        No shit!


                        I'm all about some broad convulsing and shaking after sex. I probably would have taken it as a job well done, rolled over, and passed the fuck out... And woken up to a dead broad in the morning.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                          My fiance had one when we first started dating. We just got done with the boom boom and were still in bed when she had a siezure, I didn't know what the fuck was going on since I'd never been around anyone who had one. Luckily it wasn't a bad one and we were already in a bed so she didn't get injured, I was scared as hell I was gonna have to call 911 and they'd come over to find a naked chick dead in my bed. LOL
                          Be honest you hit it again while she was seizing

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                          • #28
                            You're supposed to grab the person by the ankles, and bend their knees into their chest repeatedly while pouring rat poison in their mouth hollering "Pills are good! Pills are good!!!".....
                            "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by asphaltjunkie View Post
                              You're supposed to grab the person by the ankles, and bend their knees into their chest repeatedly while pouring rat poison in their mouth hollering "Pills are good! Pills are good!!!".....
                              holy shit, d&d lol
                              2012 GT500

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by asphaltjunkie View Post
                                You're supposed to grab the person by the ankles, and bend their knees into their chest repeatedly while pouring rat poison in their mouth hollering "Pills are good! Pills are good!!!".....
                                This has me rolling.

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