Professional Mourners

[Forever_frost]

Was thinking of my funeral and decided I wanted much gnashing of teeth, clawing at hair and trying to hold onto the casket as it's lowered and thought "I don't know anyone willing to do it. May need to bring in a professional."

Where would I start looking and has anyone else thought about this?

[BradM]

the fuck?

[GE]

Uhhhh...

[grove rat]

you are officially bat shit crazy

[naynay]

i'll do it for $615

[Leah]

I've been trying to tell you people this.

[Binky]

You need a casting agent, probably some type of a permit for insurance and tax reasons and no, we havent.

Oh and get back on your meds.

[Sleeper]

Haha WTF.

I dont care if he's crazy or not. I still like the guy.

[71chevellejohn]

Make sure someone films it and posts it to youtube

[jyro]

I'm sure some

of the po's here will be willing to give you a salute when ever you need it

[krazy kris]

Was thinking of my funeral and decided I wanted much gnashing of teeth, clawing at hair and trying to hold onto the casket as it's lowered and thought "I don't know anyone willing to do it. May need to bring in a professional."

Where would I start looking and has anyone else thought about this?

start in south east fort worth and work east

[LANTIRN]

I am personally having myself embalmed and then propped up naked like a store mannequin at the funeral home entrance so I can great everyone to my own funeral. Probably have those little brochure things in my hand so I'll be the one handing out my own obituary.

[Big A]

Perhaps you should begin living your life in a manner that would have people around you care that much.

Even then, in my experience, those who have lived a long and fruitful life are revered at their time of passing. Emotional funerals are usually for people who died too early, and usually in a very unsavory manner.

[jyro]

cremation

I don't like the thought of taking up space here after dead

[Big A]

I don't like the thought of taking up space here after dead

Mom's been talking about her cremation lately, and I don't like the thought of her urn choice not matching my decor. lol