Professional Mourners

[Treasure Chest]

Hey, hey!! We already have a deal, we're just hammering out the details.

[90MarkVII]

I don't know you, and I don't always agree with you, but you served my country.
I'll gladly get drunk and obnoxious at your funeral...for free booze, of course...and IF that's really what you want.

[Jester]

i think it would be even more awesome if treasure chest was rubbing your dead cock in the casket and telling you how much she would miss it! maybe she could start touching herself while doing it!

Holy fuck im horny now!

[jluv]

How about a couple of obnoxious howling dogs for when the crying and whaling start?

You think those Westboro baptists are bad? Just wait until the Japs get there with the harpoon ship!

[kennybo]

Why can't we be allowed to be taken to the Taxidermist to be stuffed and mounted? That would be funny.

[line-em-up]

Jus' adopts a black fam'ly. I hear'ed the black womens get all dramatic up in there at a funeral.

[Sleeper]

Dont forget to load some of your ashes up in some shells to be shot.

[sosoe]

I thought the title said Mowers... Oh well, no need for me to be in here.

[Treasure Chest]

i think it would be even more awesome if treasure chest was rubbing your dead cock in the casket and telling you how much she would miss it! maybe she could start touching herself while doing it!

Holy fuck im horny now!

My depravity has limitations.

[Forever_frost]

Oh, and if they're still around, I insist someone invites Westborro to sit on the front row with their signs.

[Jester]

My depravity has limitations.

[DriveWayBuilt]

Where you located ? I might be down to help carry you.

[VaderTT]

[Randy]

Just make sure you finish putting up that light pole before we do all this. How much were you looking to spend for some good quality mourning?

[Ratt]

Don't cry for me, Argentina.