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  • #91
    Originally posted by fitzwell View Post
    Just the other side of Tonganoxie Ks, right??
    negative

    spent 6wks in the middle of fucking nowhere, Egypt

    amazing experience and thank goodness it was pre- "arab spring"
    http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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    • #92
      Just how happy is "Happier than a puppy with two peters"
      How slick is "Slicker than owl shit"
      How crazy is "He's crazier than a shit house rat"

      LOL at the list so far!!!
      92 LX 5.0

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      • #93
        How tough wood pecker lips are.
        How slick greased goose shit is.
        Putting warheads on foreheads since 2004

        Pro-Touring Build

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        • #94
          Just how dumb "Dumber'n owl shit" really is

          Sent from my LGL45C using Tapatalk 2
          "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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          • #95
            The problem i'm currently having with this thread is trying to remember the sayings that haven't previously been mentioned

            Wound tighter than a 3 day clock..

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            • #96
              How slick snot on a doorknob is.
              How many bites a mailman in a cat costume in a VW full of pit bulls will get.
              Originally posted by Nash B.
              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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              • #97
                How slick is cat shit on a linoleum floor?

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                  how hot it is in a whore house on nickle night
                  Also, the precise measurement of fluid they sweat when they attend church
                  Originally posted by MR EDD
                  U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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                  • #99
                    What does a "Monkey fuckin' a football" actually look like?
                    How funny is "Funnier'n'shit"
                    Doggy math? "Sumbitch"
                    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                    • #100
                      How fast "shitin and gettin" is.
                      Putting warheads on foreheads since 2004

                      Pro-Touring Build

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                      • #101
                        "Does a 1-legged duck swim in a circle" Does it?
                        "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                        • #102
                          How big a brush fire gets when you drink a bottle of turpentine and then piss on it.

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                          • #103
                            If a bullfrogs ass is really water tight

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                            • #104
                              How accurate is "It can shoot the nuts off a gnat at 500"?
                              "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                              • #105
                                Originally posted by Z06killinsbf View Post
                                How fast "shitin and gettin" is.
                                It'll pin yer ears back

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