Things that every redneck know...

[Rreemo]

When something is "blow'd up"

Also replacing saw or witnessed with seen.....ie: "I seen a three fitty Chivy all blow'd up"

[TeeShock]

How to properly stand on the throttle and leave on the button

[4bangen]

How nervous a long tailed cat is in a room full of rocking chairs.

[Jimbo]

What a Co'burr is.
How hard a coffin nail is.
How hot a hoochie's coochie is.
Why he has to tell some one "what" before he tells them what.
What a pig in a poke is.
What direction "down off in" and "up under" are.
Whether or not they reckon.
What "dag nab it" and "dad gum it" mean.
How badly a russian race horse needs to urinate in a rainstorm.
What a hitch in a giddy up looks like.
How slow molasses is in winter.
How fast greased lightning is.
What things are similar to a bump on a log.
Just how someone looks when they have fallen and hit every branch on an "ugly" tree.
What getting something done by hook or crook means.
Just how water tight a frog is.
How fine a frog's hair is.
The mechanics of a frog with wings.
How red headed step children are treated.
What 10 pounds of fertilizer looks like in a 5lb bag.
How to stomp a mud hole into a person.
How tired plumb tuckered is.
How much rain it takes to float feces.
Why there is proof in pudding.
How old dirt is.
How good grits and gravy are in relation to every other thing in existence.
How happy full ticks are.
How beneficial a gravy train with biscuit wheels is.
Whether or not a dog will hunt.
How queer a three dollar bill is.
How much area a dead cat covers when swung.
Just how bad Chuck was stuck.
Who John and Cooter Brown are.

[fitzwell]

Exactly where BumFuck Egypt, and East Jesus Texas are located. How handy pockets are on a shirt.

[Sleeper]

How to pinch a dip.

[Jimbo]

Exactly where BumFuck Egypt, and East Jesus Texas are located. How handy pockets are on a shirt.

Excellent!

Oh and Kalamazoo.

[Frank]

What "kicked seven shades of shit out of" someone looks like.

[Jimbo]

What three sheets to the wind looks like.

[Cooter]

Exactly where BumFuck Egypt, and East Jesus Texas are located. How handy pockets are on a shirt.

lol @ pocket on a shirt... had an old south east TX guy in his 60's bust that one out one m

and I've been to BFE... literally

[Mysticcobrakilla]

What three sheets to the wind looks like.

BradM?

[SNEAKY]

nuttier than squirrel shit

[naynay]

I'd rather be dead in the head like a bump on a log, than red in the head like the dick on a dog

[mightyp]

what 3 monkeys fucking a football looks like

[fitzwell]

and I've been to BFE... literally

Just the other side of Tonganoxie Ks, right??