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  • #46
    Nice list. Here's a few I've wondered about over the years:
    -Can mosquito's get big enough to stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey

    -Just how lucky IS a 3-peckered monkey?

    -Can it really get cold enough for hunting dogs to have to jump-start a rabbit?

    -Are jumper cables really that busy at a puerto-rican wedding?

    -How ugly does a baby have to be for it's mama to feed it with a sling- shot?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by jyro View Post
      a "rch"
      It is my understanding an RCH is finer form of measurement then a standard CH.
      "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

      -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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      • #48
        How long is a lick-a-d-split and

        How did a phrase, sounding more related to tacos, become a measurement of time?
        Don't worry about what you can't change.
        Do the best you can with what you have.
        Be honest, even if it hurts.

        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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        • #49
          Exactly how straight a crow flies
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #50
            What is the distance a hair is past a freckle?

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            • #51
              Precisely how busy a one armed paper hanger really is.
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #52
                That bears really do shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a rabbit.
                "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                • #53
                  How to make a trout line, and or jug line.

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                  • #54
                    What a cow pissing on flat rock is like.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #55
                      is New York so screwed up that even time is different

                      Why is a "New York minute" different that anywhere else?
                      Don't worry about what you can't change.
                      Do the best you can with what you have.
                      Be honest, even if it hurts.

                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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                      • #56
                        how fast is "all assholes and elbows" doing work

                        I think I've seen it in the pits at nascar
                        Don't worry about what you can't change.
                        Do the best you can with what you have.
                        Be honest, even if it hurts.

                        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by sig239 View Post
                          Or how mad a one legged man in a ass kicking contest is.
                          Busy, not mad

                          Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
                          How to make a trout line, and or jug line.
                          Trot line

                          And exactly when beer:30 is.
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                          • #58
                            How broad the side of a barn is.

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                            • #59
                              How dumb someone has to be if they can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
                              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                              • #60
                                How dumb a hammer is
                                How ugly a mud fence is
                                How to wish in one hand, then shit into the other so that you can have an idea of which will fill up faster.

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