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  • #31
    what happened to

    hogans goat to fuck him up so bad
    Don't worry about what you can't change.
    Do the best you can with what you have.
    Be honest, even if it hurts.

    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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    • #32
      how much does it cost to fix

      scattered shit everywhere
      Last edited by jyro; 09-22-2012, 11:42 PM.
      Don't worry about what you can't change.
      Do the best you can with what you have.
      Be honest, even if it hurts.

      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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      • #33
        the measurments of

        two pigs in a tow sack
        Don't worry about what you can't change.
        Do the best you can with what you have.
        Be honest, even if it hurts.

        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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        • #34
          how big is a

          a Gnats eye
          Don't worry about what you can't change.
          Do the best you can with what you have.
          Be honest, even if it hurts.

          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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          • #35
            if you wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole

            how long would the pole have to be?
            Don't worry about what you can't change.
            Do the best you can with what you have.
            Be honest, even if it hurts.

            "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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            • #36
              Quite possibly has screwed a girl that's "uglier than a home made fence".

              She was so ugly, she could "make a freight train take a dirt road".

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              • #37
                the safe length of

                a 2x4 tied to your ass
                Don't worry about what you can't change.
                Do the best you can with what you have.
                Be honest, even if it hurts.

                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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                • #38
                  is a double bagger

                  plastic or paper?
                  Don't worry about what you can't change.
                  Do the best you can with what you have.
                  Be honest, even if it hurts.

                  "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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                  • #39
                    What it feels like to "shit a brick"
                    How hot and humid does it have to be to "sweat like a whore in church"
                    De Oppresso Liber.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by sig239 View Post
                      Or how mad a one legged man in a ass kicking contest is.
                      apparently mad enough to die for it

                      (TheBlaze/AP) ? A Houston police officer shot and killed a one-armed, one-legged man in a wheelchair Saturday inside a group home after police say the double amputee threatened the officer and aggressively waved a metal object that turned out to be a pen. Police spokeswoman Jodi Silva said the man cornered the officer in

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                      • #41
                        A scoutch, unit of measurement. Just a scoutch.

                        My spelling may be way off...

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                        • #42
                          How cold is a witch's tit?

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by 2011GT View Post
                            A scoutch, unit of measurement. Just a scoutch.

                            My spelling may be way off...
                            scoche

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                            • #44
                              "fixin",,, I'm fixin to go to work, i'm fixin to go to the beer store for some buds
                              I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,

                              but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Tannerm View Post
                                How cold is a witch's tit?
                                Depends if it is in a brass bra or not..

                                How fine frog's hair is.

                                How tight a gnat's a$$ is when stretched over a rain barrel.

                                the sheer quantity of fugly.

                                How stupid you must be when you couldn't dump piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

                                How dumb a box of rocks is.
                                Rich

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