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How something is as quiet as a mouse fart
What time of year the crawdads start barkin'Comment
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How cold a witch's tit isComment
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How high giraffe pussy is.
Oh and how his sister's vagina tastes.Comment
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Or how mad a one legged man in a ass kicking contest is.Comment
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How screwed they really are when they use the term "cluster fuck."Comment
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Gawdamn, so far i can actually quantify each of the above expressions within accurate means
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How hot "It's hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock" is.92 LX 5.0
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How cold "colder than a well diggers ass" is.Comment
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How hot n1g6er love in August is.Comment
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Don't worry about what you can't change.
Do the best you can with what you have.
Be honest, even if it hurts.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston ChurchillComment
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how many inches of mercury is
sucks like a motherfkerDon't worry about what you can't change.
Do the best you can with what you have.
Be honest, even if it hurts.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston ChurchillComment
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just how rare are
hens teethDon't worry about what you can't change.
Do the best you can with what you have.
Be honest, even if it hurts.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston ChurchillComment
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