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  • New Jersey bans smiling.

    Going to the department of motor vehicles can put a frown on anyone's face, but for New Jersey residents, smiling is officially against the rules.
    The New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission has cracked down on drivers smiling in their driver's license photos because their smiles could interfere with new facial recognition software.

    New Jersey resident Velvet McNeil told the Philadelphia Inquirer Thursday that when she went to get her license at her local New Jersey motor vehicle center, she was told she could not smile for her photo. Shocked, McNeil said she walked out of the center.

    "Your picture means a lot," she told the newspaper. "It's who you are."
    Elyse Coffey, a spokeswoman for the Motor Vehicle Commission, said that there was no law banning smiles, only a simple request that drivers not smile "as if you've just won $5 million in the lottery."

    "The digital photos allow us to conduct a facial recognition scrub, which allows us to check the photos of our 19 million faces to make sure each driver has only one driving record and you are who you say you are," Coffey said. "We're asking customers not to make exaggerated facial expressions."
    Coffey said that residents are also asked to remove glasses and head wear, unless it is for religious reasons, as well as to keep their eyes open in order for the database to operate properly.

  • #2
    Lol! Fuck smiling in public

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    • #3
      I hate New Jersey. Every time I drive there I cringe. They all drive like assholes and then flip you off as they nearly hit you.
      Last edited by Trip McNeely; 09-20-2012, 06:16 PM.

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      • #4
        Dont forget not being able to pump your own gas, or make left turns...

        Fuck Jersey.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
          Dont forget not being able to pump your own gas, or make left turns...

          Fuck Jersey.


          I almost forgot about the not pump your own gas shit when I was in Oregon. Stupid as hell. Do those guys expect tips? 2 of them were kissing my ass about the Fight Club shirt I was wearing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            I almost forgot about the not pump your own gas shit when I was in Oregon. Stupid as hell. Do those guys expect tips? 2 of them were kissing my ass about the Fight Club shirt I was wearing.
            I have no idea, I've never offered one a damn cent. I can pump my own diesel from a non fleet pump though, backwards ass state.

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            • #7
              Smiling is for pussies. You Eva see a Guido smile? Fuhghetabout it
              .....bro....

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              • #8
                If only PA would annex Philly to NJ, this state would be 100% better off.

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                • #9
                  Likes anyone smiles in Jersey. Well, I guess if you were leaving, maybe?
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                  • #10
                    Once again, our govt infinging on our freedoms to further their cause. We can't smile so that they can compile their database on us.

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                    • #11
                      You can't smile (show teeth) for a passport photo

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                      • #12
                        Joisy is a shit hole

                        I used to turn left like a mo-fo when I was there... fucking jug handles!

                        Adam and I got lit up when I suggested he show them how Texans turn left
                        http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                        • #13
                          As a buddy once told me: He lived in NYC at the time, and while out on a date, things got hot and heavy. She tells him,"kiss me where it smells"...so he drove her to Jersey.

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