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    SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report.

    Carlos Romero, 31, was collared yesterday and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal.


    Investigators report that a witness last month spotted Romero, pictured in the mug shot at right, “up against the rear of the donkey” apparently having sex with the animal.

    Romero--who was shirtless and had his pants down--pulled away from the donkey when he spotted the witness, who had been delivering a horse to the barn he rents.

    When interviewed Friday by cops, Romero made a series of shocking admissions.

    He began by saying that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,” adding that he “gets aroused” by seeing an animal in heat.

    Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.” He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,” and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident."

    After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,” Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.”

    Romero is being held in the Marion County jail in lieu of $2000 bond. (2 pages)
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?


  • #2
    The smile says it all.
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    • #3
      Damn he changed his look in 2 weeks flat!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by aCid View Post
        Damn he changed his look in 2 weeks flat!
        He cut the girl hair, and shaved the ball hair off his face. Probably took him 2 minutes.
        Originally posted by BradM
        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
        Originally posted by Leah
        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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        • #5
          He looks totally different without the beard, weird...
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by aCid View Post
            Damn he changed his look in 2 weeks flat!
            He's done it many times. A true master of disguise.




            How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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            • #7
              ^^^

              lmao!
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #9
                Holy shit LMFAO!!!

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                • #10
                  He was just getting a little ass...

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                    He was just getting a little ass...
                    Now thats funny. LMAssO!
                    Photobucket

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                      He was just getting a little ass...
                      Oh shit!

                      /thread!

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                      • #13
                        Hey Geor, fuck you!


                        Anyways that looks more like Acid. Just put a ball cap and voila!!
                        Originally posted by talisman
                        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                        Originally posted by AdamLX
                        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        Because fuck you, that's why
                        Originally posted by 80coupe
                        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena
                        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                        Originally posted by Jester
                        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                          Hey Geor, fuck you!


                          Anyways that looks more like Acid. Just put a ball cap and voila!!
                          Nukka you trippin ballz

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                            He was just getting a little ass...
                            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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