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  • Stage 5 Cricket attack.

    Holy fuck, I'm in rage mode on these crickets. What is it with these little fucks. They came about 2 weeks ago. I was in Austin for a weekend, and when I pulled up to my place sunday night there must have been 300 on the driveway. I open my door and there were A LOT inside, and about a million in my shop.

    Why do they want in my fucking shop so bad. Every time I open my door, there is about 10 at the weather stripping ready to fucking jump in here. At night, I run a wide piece of masking tape at the door to seal them out. It works great, but I fuck it up when I leave for school, meaning I get to chase a couple around when I come home.

    I've made several laps inside and outside with bug spray and it made absolutely no difference. I've really been thinking about putting a bug zapper in the shop at night. I have windows that look from my living area out into the shop and all night long I hear them bouncing off the glass.

    Insert rage smiley.
    Does ANYONE have some sort of recommendation on how to repell this full force assault?
    DE OPPRESSO LIBER

  • #2
    Firebomb them

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    • #3
      Get some big ass spiders to eat them.


      Seriously though I think RAID has something for them.

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      • #4
        In the last couple days I've dumped the couple cans I had of ant spray and wasp spray. It kills em alright. Maybe this cricket shit will repeal them well.

        the chirping will finally break me and I'll rush into the shop and massacre the little black bastards, fogging everyone I see. The last few days, being RAIDless, I've had to resort to running jumps, smashing and smearing them to oblivion.

        They get in my bed man, in my fucking bed. It's gotta stop.
        DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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        • #5
          Most people know Field and House crickets. Field crickets are brown and in some cases, black in color. House crickets look the same but are much lighter.
          Ded

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          • #6
            Originally posted by aCid View Post
            Get some big ass spiders to eat them.


            I had to get up from my desk and look around for spiders after this. fuck those things.

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            • #7
              Buy some chocolate and start making halloween treats.

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              • #8
                Fucking ace. Put me down for the $100 4lb bag. Fuck it, two of em.

                Major home depot run today. This shit is on.
                DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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                • #9
                  They are attracted to excessive moisture. Probably need to look into whether or not you have drainage issues.

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                  • #10
                    I had a cricket in a box of hot pockets that was actually in the hot pocket when it was being made. ever tasted microwaved cricket pizza pocket? It's actually not to bad it adds a little more sauce. My wife now no longer eats hot pockets. Every time we see them at the store I throw a box in there just to fuck with her.

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                    • #11
                      go find and catch a bunch of toads and let them loose inside and around your shop...
                      "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                      • #12
                        Get some bat houses and hang them up. The cricket problem will take care of itself after that.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
                          Fucking ace. Put me down for the $100 4lb bag. Fuck it, two of em.

                          Major home depot run today. This shit is on.

                          I feel your pain!! There was an outbreak of them at a parking garage at a local hospital a few years back. You havent mentioned the smell... It was terrible! It was down right gross!!!!!!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Venom View Post
                            Get some bat houses and hang them up. The cricket problem will take care of itself after that.

                            http://www.bestnest.com/bestnest/RTP...SKU=BN-PSBAT65
                            Do you just put those out and expect them to start showing up?
                            Originally posted by Jester
                            Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                            He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                            Originally posted by Denny
                            What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                            FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                            • #15
                              Fish like crickets. Get fish.
                              Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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