mustangman_2000

[Jimbo]

No thanks, I'm a pacifist.

Fighteriffic.

[davbrucas]

Cute, you're very good at walking the line, I'll give you that. All that means is that you have an out if called on it yourself.

It's all good. I expect to get some shit in return for the shit I dish out...but what I do is no different than any other JBT on here...including you. So jump on down from your pulpit. It is unbecoming of you.

[Steve]

His self-worth is based on his skills on the mat.

Hell no, I'm too self loathing from passing by a mirror catching a glimpse of myself. Angered that I can't go out in public in fear the awesomeness of Dr.Dave and offending him. All the fight stuff is pure internet rumor stuff, none of it is true. I couldn't kick my own ass.

[threefortytwo]

This thread fucking sucks out loud, but is partially saved by the tags...

[davbrucas]

I wouldn't expect you to understand it, Steve. Or maybe you do but you're just playing the instigating retard in his absence?You wouldn't dare say that to his face, would you?!?There is a difference. The majority of his posts are personal insults and he just doesn't know when to shut it off.

Maybe so...I dont get involved with many of those threads as they are taxing on the mind. You guys should take the steering wheel out of his back.

[Steve]

Fighteriffic.

I'd tell you how I would do it from the comfort of my E-Z Boy Chair, but thats been done to death around here. I'll just throw brownies at you.

[Steve]

It's all good. I expect to get some shit in return for the shit I dish out...but what I do is no different than any other JBT on here...including you. So jump on down from your pulpit. It is unbecoming of you.

Jump down?! *gasp* Are you implying that I would ever put myself about the great Dr.Dave?! Not possible. I'm a fat guy, I'm a lesser human. Just not possible.

[Jimbo]

I'd tell you how I would do it from the comfort of my E-Z Boy Chair, but thats been done to death around here. I'll just throw brownies at you.

Fightastic!

[davbrucas]

Hell no, I'm too self loathing from passing by a mirror catching a glimpse of myself. Angered that I can't go out in public in fear the awesomeness of Dr.Dave and offending him. All the fight stuff is pure internet rumor stuff, none of it is true. I couldn't kick my own ass.

Ahhhh....now I see it for what it is. You are jealous of my success and dashing good looks and internet suave so you would like nothing more than to pound my face in to feel better about yourself! Give me 6mos to heal my knee and get back on the mat and I will give you that chance, Gorge...errr...George St Steve.

[Steve]

Ahhhh....now I see it for what it is. You are jealous of my success and dashing good looks and internet suave so you would like nothing more than to pound my face in to feel better about yourself! Give me 6mos to heal my knee and get back on the mat and I will give you that chance, Gorge...errr...George St Steve.

Fuck. You figured me out. I'm not worthy of a shot at your title. As I said, it's my internet persona, none of the rumors about fighting are true. I wouldn't even know how to approach one without my keyboard.

[davbrucas]

Self-deprication is a character flaw and unbecoming of a badass like you.

[Steve]

Self-deprication is a character flaw and unbecoming of a badass like you.

Well, I'm full of flaws, unlike the great Dr.Dave. And certainly no badass. You outted me, and I'm agreeing with you. You win. It's all a bluff, I'm no badass. I mean seriously, come on, look at me. I'm fat, lazy, I make you sick at the sight of me etc. Fighters are none of those things.

Alistar Overeem = badass

Steve a.k.a Pillsbury Doughboy, Gerber Baby = not so much.

I will admit some slight skill with a keyboard, you should see what I can do with a space bar key.

[Badass2000GT]

Steve is right. If milk didn't say anything about me this thread wouldn't be 3 pages long.

[davbrucas]

A part of you is okay with being fat because it makes you unique in that if someone doesnt like your appearance, you can beat their ass. For someone that proclaims to be a BJJ badass, you sure have an inferiority complex. Self-worth shouldnt be based on how well you fight or how much money you make or what you look like. I believe is should be based on how good of a husband and father you are...and I have no doubt that you are good at both of those...based on the times when you are level headed and serious on here.

[davbrucas]

Steve is right. If milk didn't say anything about me this thread wouldn't be 3 pages long.

The thread is 3 pages long because Steve needs to beat his chest at those that arent impressed with his fighting skills.