mustangman_2000

[Steve]

A part of you is okay with being fat because it makes you unique in that if someone doesnt like your appearance, you can beat their ass. For someone that proclaims to be a BJJ badass, you sure have an inferiority complex. Self-worth shouldnt be based on how well you fight or how much money you make or what you look like. I believe is should be based on how good of a husband and father you are...and I have no doubt that you are good at both of those...based on the times when you are level headed and serious on here.

I've never said I'm a badass, ever. That's not me, if you knew me at all you would know that. Yes, I love BJJ as a hobby, but I suck at it. I can't really kick anyone's ass. It's internet nonsense thats been taken to an epic level of jokes. Stereotypes are funny because they are true. I'm fat and lazy, no way could I possibly beat anyone up. In fact, I had a fight last night with a buffet and I lost. I tried to take it down, I just couldn't do it.

The thread is 3 pages long because Steve needs to beat his chest at those that arent impressed with his fighting skills.

I never mentioned my skills or lack thereof. I simply asked about you instigating it with others and why you don't try it yourself.

[Leah]

then i suggest you put me on your ignore list, so you won't see my post. problem solved.

That's a great idea! How come people don't think of this in the first place??

im just saying if we all banned peeps for what got on each others nerves, it would be a little quiet/boring around here.

Exactly, and you're next!

N*gger.
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I would fix that, poop.

Then why are you willing to instigate others into something you're not willing to do yourself?

Dr.Dave bashes and attacks people on a regular basis, he's got a board full of people to choose from, not just Jeff. There goes that exuse.

He's instigating, as usual. To add to it, he's instigating something he'd never have the balls to do himself against anyone on this board. I think even you could kick Dave's ass and that's with the height and reach disadvantage on your part. Dr.Dave is a white collared candy ass who got picked on too much in high school.

Cute, you're very good at walking the line, I'll give you that. All that means is that you have an out if called on it yourself.

No thanks, I'm a pacifist.



I got nothing but love for ya Dave. How could I not? After all, you're such a nice, compassionate guy.

Hell no, I'm too self loathing from passing by a mirror catching a glimpse of myself. Angered that I can't go out in public in fear the awesomeness of Dr.Dave and offending him. All the fight stuff is pure internet rumor stuff, none of it is true. I couldn't kick my own ass.

I'd tell you how I would do it from the comfort of my E-Z Boy Chair, but thats been done to death around here. I'll just throw brownies at you.

Jump down?! *gasp* Are you implying that I would ever put myself about the great Dr.Dave?! Not possible. I'm a fat guy, I'm a lesser human. Just not possible.

Fuck. You figured me out. I'm not worthy of a shot at your title. As I said, it's my internet persona, none of the rumors about fighting are true. I wouldn't even know how to approach one without my keyboard.

Well, I'm full of flaws, unlike the great Dr.Dave. And certainly no badass. You outted me, and I'm agreeing with you. You win. It's all a bluff, I'm no badass. I mean seriously, come on, look at me. I'm fat, lazy, I make you sick at the sight of me etc. Fighters are none of those things.

Alistar Overeem = badass

Steve a.k.a Pillsbury Doughboy, Gerber Baby = not so much.

I will admit some slight skill with a keyboard, you should see what I can do with a space bar key.

I've never said I'm a badass, ever. That's not me, if you knew me at all you would know that. Yes, I love BJJ as a hobby, but I suck at it. I can't really kick anyone's ass. It's internet nonsense thats been taken to an epic level of jokes. Stereotypes are funny because they are true. I'm fat and lazy, no way could I possibly beat anyone up. In fact, I had a fight last night with a buffet and I lost. I tried to take it down, I just couldn't do it.




I never mentioned my skills or lack thereof. I simply asked about you instigating it with others and why you don't try it yourself.

If you don't see how passive aggressive your shit is, then there is no hope for convincing you. Seriously, Steve-you don't see how retarded you sound? The 'Oh, look at me, look at me' shit gets old. Really old.

[davbrucas]

You see a person when you look in the mirror that no one sees but you. Other people see a person when they look at you, but you're not that person, either.

[Badass2000GT]

You see a person when you look in the mirror that no one sees but you. Other people see a person when they look at you, but you're not that person, either.

That's deep Dave. Lol

[davbrucas]

That's deep Dave. Lol

That's what Leah told me.

[Leah]

That's what Leah told me.

[davbrucas]

I see you are near back to normal...

[Steve]

If you don't see how passive aggressive your shit is, then there is no hope for convincing you. Seriously, Steve-you don't see how retarded you sound? The 'Oh, look at me, look at me' shit gets old. Really old.

It's called sarcasm you dimwitted moron. As usual, you're poking your nose into business that isn't your own. Dave is aware of it and entertaining himself as well. But your socially biased self has no clue about me or my sense of humor. Ever since you were made a mod, you're social board holier than thou bullshit has gone off the deep end. Not everything is as it seems, so fuckin relax.

[The King]

It's called sarcasm you dimwitted moron. As usual, you're poking your nose into business that isn't your own. Dave is aware of it and entertaining himself as well. But your socially biased self has no clue about me or my sense of humor. Ever since you were made a mod, you're social board holier than thou bullshit has gone off the deep end. Not everything is as it seems, so fuckin relax.

justinsn95, is that you?

[davbrucas]

So, about this jackass called MustangMan2000....

[Unicorn Jeff]

Free post.

[Steve]

justinsn95, is that you?

Yes, it's me Justin. I want to fuck The King.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Damn can someone rinse out all the sand you bitches vaginas!!!

It's a message board post whoring is what is done!

[The King]

Yes, it's me Justin. I want to fuck The King.

Too bad you won't get what you want, fatass faggot.

[Steve]

Too bad you won't get what you want, fatass faggot.

I love it when you play hard to get.