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  • #1

    Damn fat people

    My back hurts now... Some fat lady weighs 450lbs. 8 people to transfer her ass from a stretcher to a bed and we have to leave a side rail down because she is so damn fat.

    I definitely need a new career. Last time this lady was here we couldnt transfer her out of the ICU because she didnt fit through a regular doorway.

    /rant
    Tags: dbrucas+jkd=cagematch, jkd does not approve, jkd haz thyroid problem, malpractice on fatties
  • #2
    Have you tried killing her?
    Originally posted by Silverback
    Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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    • #3
      where are your pictures?
      sigpic

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      • #4
        what is it that you do?


        1971 Ford Torino - Time to go bigger and better.

        2011 F150 Limited - Stock with a 6.2

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Torinoman View Post
          what is it that you do?


          sigpic

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          • #6
            He handles fat/obese people for a living...
            Originally posted by Silverback
            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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            • #7
              I'll bet you hate to see her go but love to watch her leave.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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              • #8
                I work as an ICU nurse... I got called to help move her fatass over as the women sure cant do it by themselves. I really think if you weigh over 400lbs you should be an automatic DNR lol

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                • #9
                  One of my old girlfriends is a nurse. She had a patient come in that needed a MRI that was so big that they had to take her to the zoo because she wouldn't fit in the one at the hospital.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cyclonescott View Post
                    One of my old girlfriends is a nurse. She had a patient come in that needed a MRI that was so big that they had to take her to the zoo because she wouldn't fit in the one at the hospital.
                    most hospital MRI's go up to 350 or so but that is table weight. Some fat people dont fit into the tube. We transfer patients out to one of the local Dallas hosptials (Parkland or BUMC) as they can do up to 550 or so. After that, you are screwed

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                    • #11
                      Moooo-ve over!
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by cyclonescott View Post
                        One of my old girlfriends is a nurse. She had a patient come in that needed a MRI that was so big that they had to take her to the zoo because she wouldn't fit in the one at the hospital.
                        If an experience like this didn't embarrass her into losing weight afterwards, there is definitely no hope.

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                        • #13
                          They shoild leave her fat ass at the zoo.
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ted View Post
                            If an experience like this didn't embarrass her into losing weight afterwards, there is definitely no hope.
                            There is no hope

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dick Moninja View Post
                              They shoild leave her fat ass at the zoo.
                              Would you rider her if they had a "ride the elephant" day???
                              Originally posted by talisman
                              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                              Originally posted by AdamLX
                              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              Because fuck you, that's why
                              Originally posted by 80coupe
                              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena
                              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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