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And the hits just keep on coming
Ok so today is my birthday..which has always sucked being 3 days after Christmas..most people forget or combine gifts or if nice enough to give me a gift wrap it in Christmas paper.
Woke up..my man was in a a foul mood..acted pretty much like a jerk. A good friend offered to pick my kids up, take them skating at 2 and let them spend the night.
I went to work at noon..skating rink was closed so the kids were uber upset but still going to have a sleepover.
My boss who called in sick yesterday was a total bitch and chewed my ass over every single little thing she could find. Her boss chewed her ass (and mine indirectly) so needless to say I was looking forward to 6 pm.
We decided to go to Chili's because we got a giftcard for Christmas..we went to the one on Denton Highway in Watauga. NEVER AGAIN.
They sat us at a table right by the back door that was fucking arctic and there was a baby crying. We waited for 10 minutes and nobody ever came. We asked to be moved and were told we would have to wait. OK fine..
We get a new table with another loud ass baby crying and wait for 15 minutes before or server shows up and that was only after I asked the hostess to get her. I order a very large beer.
We order cheesesticks as an appetizer and the waitress comes back with my beer and says they are out of cheesesticks and hamburger buns!! WTF?? At Chili's? At 7:30 pm on a Tuesday?? Are you kidding me?
Ok..so we order queso. It comes out..about 10 minutes or so later.
So after that we wait another almost 30 minutes and our food comes out. It was ok..not great.
So 2 large beers and 90 minutes later our server brings the check. She charged us for the cheesesticks that we didn't get! After they were taken off our bill was still $43.69!!! At fucking Chilis? Really? Are they high?
So we go to leave finally..and there is a large lady standing in front of the door waiting on a table. She crossed my path and said "oh sorry." Then she looked down at my low cut shirt (yes I am a little top heavy) and said "I was!!" and snarled. I walked out and said are you fucking kidding me? Not my fault you like twinkies...bitch
So we decide to make a run through the beer barn (woot) and then stop in Movie Trading Company for a Blu-Ray. Since it is my birthday and I have sat through NUMEROUS stupid ass boy movies I was allowed to pick anything I wanted. I picked a favorite, "He's Just Not That Into You" and we are standing in line.
There are 2 registers open..to the right there is a chick who is telling the cashier her whole life story and to the left is 2 black dudes. One has an unlit cigarette hanging out of his mouth (because he is so gangsta ..don't you know) and the other is a HUGE black dude that probably was 3 feet tall and weighed 120 lbs at birth. As the big guy was being checked out..he leaned over and spit a huge ass loogie on the floor!! NO SHIT..he REALLY did it..right in front of me!!!!!
We go to check out and the clerk looks at the movie and then looked at Adam and said "Really dude..this is for you isn't it?" LMFAO!! I laughed the whole way home and told Adam he had to give up his man card.
So now at the end of this shitty birthday..I am going to drink my wonderful Newcastle..get naked and watch my chick movie... Hoping to get lucky
P.S.- Did you see the picture of the girls in my album? Adam will gladly give up his man card! LMFAO!!!!!!
Woke up..my man was in a a foul mood..acted pretty much like a jerk. A good friend offered to pick my kids up, take them skating at 2 and let them spend the night.
I went to work at noon..skating rink was closed so the kids were uber upset but still going to have a sleepover.
My boss who called in sick yesterday was a total bitch and chewed my ass over every single little thing she could find. Her boss chewed her ass (and mine indirectly) so needless to say I was looking forward to 6 pm.
We decided to go to Chili's because we got a giftcard for Christmas..we went to the one on Denton Highway in Watauga. NEVER AGAIN.
They sat us at a table right by the back door that was fucking arctic and there was a baby crying. We waited for 10 minutes and nobody ever came. We asked to be moved and were told we would have to wait. OK fine..
We get a new table with another loud ass baby crying and wait for 15 minutes before or server shows up and that was only after I asked the hostess to get her. I order a very large beer.
We order cheesesticks as an appetizer and the waitress comes back with my beer and says they are out of cheesesticks and hamburger buns!! WTF?? At Chili's? At 7:30 pm on a Tuesday?? Are you kidding me?
Ok..so we order queso. It comes out..about 10 minutes or so later.
So after that we wait another almost 30 minutes and our food comes out. It was ok..not great.
So 2 large beers and 90 minutes later our server brings the check. She charged us for the cheesesticks that we didn't get! After they were taken off our bill was still $43.69!!! At fucking Chilis? Really? Are they high?
So we go to leave finally..and there is a large lady standing in front of the door waiting on a table. She crossed my path and said "oh sorry." Then she looked down at my low cut shirt (yes I am a little top heavy) and said "I was!!" and snarled. I walked out and said are you fucking kidding me? Not my fault you like twinkies...bitch
So we decide to make a run through the beer barn (woot) and then stop in Movie Trading Company for a Blu-Ray. Since it is my birthday and I have sat through NUMEROUS stupid ass boy movies I was allowed to pick anything I wanted. I picked a favorite, "He's Just Not That Into You" and we are standing in line.
There are 2 registers open..to the right there is a chick who is telling the cashier her whole life story and to the left is 2 black dudes. One has an unlit cigarette hanging out of his mouth (because he is so gangsta ..don't you know) and the other is a HUGE black dude that probably was 3 feet tall and weighed 120 lbs at birth. As the big guy was being checked out..he leaned over and spit a huge ass loogie on the floor!! NO SHIT..he REALLY did it..right in front of me!!!!!
We go to check out and the clerk looks at the movie and then looked at Adam and said "Really dude..this is for you isn't it?" LMFAO!! I laughed the whole way home and told Adam he had to give up his man card.
So now at the end of this shitty birthday..I am going to drink my wonderful Newcastle..get naked and watch my chick movie... Hoping to get lucky
P.S.- Did you see the picture of the girls in my album? Adam will gladly give up his man card! LMFAO!!!!!!
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