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After Luis' funeral, a group of us went up to the Quaker Steak and Lube in Carrollton for some grub and beer.
Orders come and talk goes to how hot the wings are. Even though he has a pussy pink curly straw, Christian steps up with not a small order, but a full order of Atomic at 300k. You only needed to eat 3 i think to be allowed to order the 500+k Scoville Triple Atomics, but he never busted a sweat on those..
Elvis ate a small angry raisinette crumb off an Atomic and damn near caused us to pass out from laughter due to his reaction. I snaked a full one, pussed out with a dunk in ranch and could feel that motherfucker turn my bowels inside out. That sauce wasn't kiddin. Don may be short, but he's got a gullet made of steel and he handled it just as well as Christian did.
Well, as we are geared to do with beer and testosterone, we talked major shit and siad we'd all do an order of the triple atomic. Competition runs in our veins. The order of 6 triple atomic wings arrives and I think sandbagging runs in our veins too because we left them all for Christian.. LMAO.
Dons got video from here, hopefully we can get it on youtube because it was seriously the most funny and impressive sight i've seen.
Knowing how much the regular atomic were burning my mouth, i could not believe how he was doing it. I think it was maybe the third or fourth wing were he gave in and put a little ranch on. When his melon started sweating, we all knew he was feeling some serious shit. Then the tears started...whether from laughter or pain i don't know - but it was funny as hell.
The staff was also getting into the shit talking too at this point which was funny as fuck.
End result, he put down all the triple atomics and was the proud winner of a tarp, er shirt and was getting his name up on the wall of fire.
So if you head up to that location and see Christian's name up on the wall, give a nod to a fucking machine of a man.
Way to go dude, that was impressive as hell.
Orders come and talk goes to how hot the wings are. Even though he has a pussy pink curly straw, Christian steps up with not a small order, but a full order of Atomic at 300k. You only needed to eat 3 i think to be allowed to order the 500+k Scoville Triple Atomics, but he never busted a sweat on those..
Elvis ate a small angry raisinette crumb off an Atomic and damn near caused us to pass out from laughter due to his reaction. I snaked a full one, pussed out with a dunk in ranch and could feel that motherfucker turn my bowels inside out. That sauce wasn't kiddin. Don may be short, but he's got a gullet made of steel and he handled it just as well as Christian did.
Well, as we are geared to do with beer and testosterone, we talked major shit and siad we'd all do an order of the triple atomic. Competition runs in our veins. The order of 6 triple atomic wings arrives and I think sandbagging runs in our veins too because we left them all for Christian.. LMAO.
Dons got video from here, hopefully we can get it on youtube because it was seriously the most funny and impressive sight i've seen.
Knowing how much the regular atomic were burning my mouth, i could not believe how he was doing it. I think it was maybe the third or fourth wing were he gave in and put a little ranch on. When his melon started sweating, we all knew he was feeling some serious shit. Then the tears started...whether from laughter or pain i don't know - but it was funny as hell.
The staff was also getting into the shit talking too at this point which was funny as fuck.
End result, he put down all the triple atomics and was the proud winner of a tarp, er shirt and was getting his name up on the wall of fire.
So if you head up to that location and see Christian's name up on the wall, give a nod to a fucking machine of a man.
Way to go dude, that was impressive as hell.
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