My buddy sold me out on my "I Wear Depends" Secret...

[Frank]

Every public bathroom I have ever been in has had piss on the floor. Somehow grown ass men still don't know how to aim.

I also worked in a place once where someone kept wiping their ass and make piles of the TP on the floor next to the toilet.

For some reason it seems like mostly Mexican do this. I don't know why. One of my friends had this issue where he worked.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Prob an old guy. I have an 80 year old professor who I consistently hear pissing everywhere in the stall.

If you are too big of a pussy to piss next to us men, do us a favor and lift the fucking toilet seat up.

I prefer stalls because I've never found a way to minimize urinal splashback to a satisfactory level - zero. The idea of covering myself with a fine mist of my own urine is unappealing.

For some reason it seems like mostly Mexican do this. I don't know why. One of my friends had this issue where he worked.

In a lot of countries you can't flush TP. Mexico is one of those countries.

[Pooter]

Upper decker.

[BradM]

I prefer stalls because I've never found a way to minimize urinal splashback to a satisfactory level - zero. The idea of covering myself with a fine mist of my own urine is unappealing.

Just stand about 6 feet away.

[Chas_svo]

Have that issue at my office but with the urinals. If you're standing at a urinal and manage to piss on the floor you need to realize that your dick is smaller than you think and need to step closer.

Sent from my Galaxy S III

I remember reading "If your hose or your pressure weak, better step up or you'll piss on your feet". Sounds fitting for your coworkers.

There are definitely some disgusting people in this world. Their hell will be cleaning all the bathrooms.

[UserX]

We have lots of Indian outsourcers at my work, many of them have never been in the US before or used a Western style toilet. Someone dropped a deuce in a urinal, and they are always flushing who knows what down the toilets clogging them up. Some of the signs they post up in the bathrooms because of this are hilarious.

[BradM]

I really want a grilled cheese.

[kingjason]

I prefer stalls because I've never found a way to minimize urinal splashback to a satisfactory level - zero. The idea of covering myself with a fine mist of my own urine is unappealing.

Yeah I have learned it is not a great idea to wear any sort of open toe sandal to a major event. Very unsettling the first time you notice it.

[Taylor]

[helosailor]

[Mychael101]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

[turbostang]

I made a similar thread a while back 'nasty people in public restrooms'. I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed shit like this - no pun intended.

someone at my office, on a regular basis, apparently shaves their ballsack while they shit. If not, they shed like my jack russell terrier.

someone regularly pisses all over the stalls, as if they were doing fucking cart wheels in the stall. I don't understand.

someone regularly pisses on the floor in front of the urinal, I don't mean a couple drops, I mean their feet are soaked type of deal.

several people don't know how to curteosy flush - as it sounds like a group of rabbid primates in the adjacent stalls at times. Especially when there's visiting customers and the company supplies lunch. I'm beginning to think they're laced with some sort of laxitives.

...also, the ladies restroom is directly behind the mens. Apparently the thrones share plumbing. One more than one occasion I've been perched happily on the throne (after proper cleansing I might add) and nearly been ejected as if someone has sat on the other side of a see-saw. wtf.

I'm sure there's more, but that just about covers it.