My buddy sold me out on my "I Wear Depends" Secret...

[Matt]

So my buddy forwarded me these emails. Apparently someone keeps pissing all over the place. Has this ever happened at your work place? Our bathroom is always clean and we never really have to worry about it.





Joe
From: Jim
Sent: Monday, August 13, 2012 3:21 PM
To: All of Company
Subject: Office Mens Roon

Unfortunately I have to write this email again. The Men’s room in the office is disgusting. We just had the toilet fixed in the end stall and I just had to clean either water or piss off of the seat and the floor in the other stall.

This is the last and final warning. The next time I go into the Mens room & have to clean up after someone else, I am putting a lock on the door and you will have to see me for the key.

When you leave the Men’s room, it should be clean. That means the toilet, urinal, floor, sink & countertop. You may live in a pigs sty, I don’t really care, but you won’t work in one here, if I find out the person or person’s responsible (and I’m sure there is more than one).

From: Joe
Sent: Monday, August 13, 2012 4:18 PM
To: All of Compnay
Subject: RE: Office Mens Roon

OK guys I don’t blame Jim for being upset… as I know you all are, except maybe one or two. Problem is, as a group we don’t know for sure who’s responsible.
If anybody sees anyone treating the rest room like a pig sty you have an obligation to speak up. I know I will.


From: Joe
Sent: Friday, September 07, 2012 11:54 AM
To: All of Company
Subject: Again

I realize I am not the end all authority on bath room etiquette ….but come on. Someone has got to know you are leaving a mess behind. How can you not know?
Anyone who used the first stall today should ask themselves if they left the room in a clean condition and if you’re not sure…go clean it up.

Again I am sorry to those who are offended by this email and my motivation is only so that we do not have a lock placed on the bathroom or a monitor to hand you a towel.

I think this will be solved one day.. for better or worse.

Look before you leave. Duh

[TeeShock]

Prob an old guy. I have an 80 year old professor who I consistently hear pissing everywhere in the stall.

If you are too big of a pussy to piss next to us men, do us a favor and lift the fucking toilet seat up.

[Kimmypie]

There are notes about this all the time on www.passiveaggressivenotes.com. It seems to be a bigger problem than I would have thought.
I work at a school with about 1000 students and the bathrooms in their area can get gross, but the ones the staff shares stay pretty clean.

[Baron Von Crowder]

happens quite frequently. Pretty stupid problem to have. If you cant take a leak standing up, have a seat!

[mstng86]

Every public bathroom I have ever been in has had piss on the floor. Somehow grown ass men still don't know how to aim.

I also worked in a place once where someone kept wiping their ass and make piles of the TP on the floor next to the toilet.

[Shaggin Wagon]

I've had to make mention in a meeting here in my shop about the technician bathroom being a disaster. Crazy I tell ya.

[RCITNet]

Have that issue at my office but with the urinals. If you're standing at a urinal and manage to piss on the floor you need to realize that your dick is smaller than you think and need to step closer.

Sent from my Galaxy S III

[TeeShock]

happens quite frequently. Pretty stupid problem to have. If you cant take a leak standing up, have a seat!

This is why I hate shitting anywhere but my house

[TeeShock]

Have that issue at my office but with the urinals. If you're standing at a urinal and manage to piss on the floor you need to realize that your dick is smaller than you think and need to step closer.

Sent from my Galaxy S III

I have to get so close I could land a turd in it

[Geor!]

It's never happened at my work place, but I was known to fuck some gas station bathrooms up in my heydays.

[Matt]

We usually only get nasty ass pubes on our toilet seat. We have a coupe urinals so guys don't usually piss in the stalls

[Chili]

That guy sounds pissed.

[BradM]

I like to perch on the seat and squat over the toilet to poop, sometimes I can't help but hit the seat.

[Treasure Chest]

Who peed in his wheaties?

[347Mike]

I don't think there is anything wrong with his email. I have definitely seen much worse.

In an office I used to work in there used to be shit flung all over the place. It happened a hand full of times and a few emails had to go out.

We had 300+ people in this building so you couldn't just lock the doors and have one person responsible for unlocking but we ended up having 6 cleaning intervals a day which no one really liked...

People are fucking gross.