Cholesterol question for the docs here

[Butch]

Sorry to hear about your predicament, but honestly, with only a day or two you're not going to see dramatic results with anything. Any chance of bribing someone? Works for lots of people.

[KBScobravert]

I'd go "water-only" until the test. 12 points is not a lot.

Water only from now till 9am. What pisses me off the most was with my first 244 they still wouldn't think about submitting for a waiver. 4 fucking points = "nope not <240 no care"

[Butch]

I thought 200 and under was the magic number. If they're happy with 240 what the hell is all that wrong with 244?

[03trubluGT]

I told you on the phone that i would take the test for you. Just give me your I'd and I will go in as you!

[kingjason]

I thought 200 and under was the magic number. If they're happy with 240 what the hell is all that wrong with 244?

Every year they have lowered that shit. Mine was a tad high but my doc said I exercise daily, I am in pretty good shape, and my BP is great so no meds. I think mine was in the 240 range or so.

[KBScobravert]

I told you on the phone that i would take the test for you. Just give me your I'd and I will go in as you!

We weigh about the same, you are a bit taller though. Besides my Hep and HIV panels were all negatives. Yours........?

I thought 200 and under was the magic number. If they're happy with 240 what the hell is all that wrong with 244?

Exactly what I tried with them. "it is in bold and the Army's requirement" is the answer I got.

Every year they have lowered that shit. Mine was a tad high but my doc said I exercise daily, I am in pretty good shape, and my BP is great so no meds. I think mine was in the 240 range or so.

I will be the first to put their hand in the air over who is at fault here. My total was 216 last year. But I have been home from Afg for 9 months now and I sure do enjoy my foods.

[kingjason]

We weigh about the same, you are a bit taller though. Besides my Hep and HIV panels were all negatives. Yours........?



Exactly what I tried with them. "it is in bold and the Army's requirement" is the answer I got.



I will be the first to put their hand in the air over who is at fault here. My total was 216 last year. But I have been home from Afg for 9 months now and I sure do enjoy my foods.

Yeah when I tested last year I was on a bit of a binge and mexican is my weakness. Shut your mouth about bacon it is a staple in my diet and my shits all pretty good for an old guy. I was going to try modified atkins this year, oatmeal in the morning, then low carb the rest of the day.

[8mpg]

Need to find someone to give you a liter or two of saline right before you get your blood drawn. Dilution is the key

[KBScobravert]

Need to find someone to give you a liter or two of saline right before you get your blood drawn. Dilution is the key

Excellent suggestion. Or I could inject saline INTO the sample vile when she is not looking. Just need a good distraction.

[Broncojohnny]

Excellent suggestion. Or I could inject saline INTO the sample vile when she is not looking. Just need a good distraction.

Or inject some semen into her, especially if she is a fatty. Just brainstorming here!

[KBScobravert]

Or inject some semen into her, especially if she is a fatty. Just brainstorming here!

My wife who works there might get a little upset.

[Broncojohnny]

My wife who works there might get a little upset.

Not a closer

[KBScobravert]

Not a closer

Probably true.

[DON SVO]

Probably true.

So your wife works there and you can't get a hook-up? My girlfriend is laughing at you.

[KBScobravert]

So your wife works there and you can't get a hook-up? My girlfriend is laughing at you.

She doesn't work at the lab where the blood goes though.