Threw up and got watermelon in my nose..

[Leah]

Thread wouldn't be complete without it, so......




Amateurs!

Shut your face, whore.

[Snatch Napkin]

In before wide nose watermelon joke.

Damn it!!!

I was brewing up a good one, too!!!!



Fuck it!!


OP.... Quit sucking wide nose cock and you won't look like an angry dragon.

[talisman]

Amateurs!

Ed Zachary.

[VaderTT]

damn it!!!

I was brewing up a good one, too!!!!



Fuck it!!


Op.... Quit sucking wide nose cock and you won't look like an angry dragon.

Lololol

[Cooter]

4 fingers of vodka shaken over ice

slam it

you'll feel much better

[Jester]

The worst= starting off with Natty Light to get the day going, continue to drink natty all day with a big wad of Redman Golden Blend in your cheek. Stop every once in awhile to hit the bong/pipe, smoke malboros all day while continuing to enjoy natty, repeat this a few times......then, you are tired of being in the garage so it is now time to go inside and move to something better. You grab a shitty cigar, now upgrade to Guiness to go with the cigar, take another bong hit, go and sit outside with buddies while enjoying cigar and guiness.....run out of guiness. No problem.....we got crown. Go and pour a glass of crown.....finish cigar, take bong hit, grab another cheap beer to chug to wash the dryness out of your throat so you can enjoy your crown. Run out of crown just about the time your buddies decide to split........and then you do something dumb.....really really dumb. Time to open up a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. Yep, that is just what the rumbly tummy needs to finish off the night! Nothing like some burning redwine being puked thru a nostril to wake you up!.

This was literally a saturday thing at Casa de Jesters when we were full swing working on projects.

A day like that these days would put me in a fucking coma.

[Bad Religion]

The worst= starting off with Natty Light to get the day going, continue to drink natty all day with a big wad of Redman Golden Blend in your cheek. Stop every once in awhile to hit the bong/pipe, smoke malboros all day while continuing to enjoy natty, repeat this a few times......then, you are tired of being in the garage so it is now time to go inside and move to something better. You grab a shitty cigar, now upgrade to Guiness to go with the cigar, take another bong hit, go and sit outside with buddies while enjoying cigar and guiness.....run out of guiness. No problem.....we got crown. Go and pour a glass of crown.....finish cigar, take bong hit, grab another cheap beer to chug to wash the dryness out of your throat so you can enjoy your crown. Run out of crown just about the time your buddies decide to split........and then you do something dumb.....really really dumb. Time to open up a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. Yep, that is just what the rumbly tummy needs to finish off the night! Nothing like some burning redwine being puked thru a nostril to wake you up!.

This was literally a saturday thing at Casa de Jesters when we were full swing working on projects.

A day like that these days would put me in a fucking coma.

Ha, pretty much sums up all my bad hangovers. When I do this I don't have a clear mind for about three days. It's awful.

[Jester]

Ha, pretty much sums up all my bad hangovers. When I do this I don't have a clear mind for about three days. It's awful.

Well, when you stop and think about it, you are just fucking DUMPING poison into your body. We can take alot of abuse.

[chuckacosta]

The worst= starting off with Natty Light to get the day going, continue to drink natty all day with a big wad of Redman Golden Blend in your cheek. Stop every once in awhile to hit the bong/pipe, smoke malboros all day while continuing to enjoy natty, repeat this a few times......then, you are tired of being in the garage so it is now time to go inside and move to something better. You grab a shitty cigar, now upgrade to Guiness to go with the cigar, take another bong hit, go and sit outside with buddies while enjoying cigar and guiness.....run out of guiness. No problem.....we got crown. Go and pour a glass of crown.....finish cigar, take bong hit, grab another cheap beer to chug to wash the dryness out of your throat so you can enjoy your crown. Run out of crown just about the time your buddies decide to split........and then you do something dumb.....really really dumb. Time to open up a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. Yep, that is just what the rumbly tummy needs to finish off the night! Nothing like some burning redwine being puked thru a nostril to wake you up!.

This was literally a saturday thing at Casa de Jesters when we were full swing working on projects.

A day like that these days would put me in a fucking coma.

God damn! I just can't beleive that even after all that shit you can type it out pretty much step by step, off of memory!

[Pro88LX]

the worst= starting off with natty light to get the day going, continue to drink natty all day with a big wad of redman golden blend in your cheek. Stop every once in awhile to hit the bong/pipe, smoke malboros all day while continuing to enjoy natty, repeat this a few times......then, you are tired of being in the garage so it is now time to go inside and move to something better. You grab a shitty cigar, now upgrade to guiness to go with the cigar, take another bong hit, go and sit outside with buddies while enjoying cigar and guiness.....run out of guiness. No problem.....we got crown. Go and pour a glass of crown.....finish cigar, take bong hit, grab another cheap beer to chug to wash the dryness out of your throat so you can enjoy your crown. Run out of crown just about the time your buddies decide to split........and then you do something dumb.....really really dumb. Time to open up a bottle of cabernet sauvignon. Yep, that is just what the rumbly tummy needs to finish off the night! Nothing like some burning redwine being puked thru a nostril to wake you up!.

This was literally a saturday thing at casa de jesters when we were full swing working on projects.

A day like that these days would put me in a fucking coma.

holy shit.....