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    Holly Stuard's husband just put her resume in front of thousands of fresh faces. The Ohio man rented billboard space reading "Please Hire My Wife" to help the former Toledo University employee get back to work.

    "Over the last five or six months, she's had a few opportunities come along that we thought looked really positive and unfortunately they just didn't work out," Brandon Stuard told local Fox affiliate Toledo News Now. "I felt a sense of, she was getting a little frustrated, but not losing hope. But I wanted to do something maybe help lift her spirits if nothing else."

    Stuard says the billboard space has cost him $700 but that he and his wife will consider it a bargain if he helps her restart her career.

    The sign highlights some of Stuard's qualifications, including an MBA and experience in both business and academic sectors. She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital. The billboard also offers a contact email for potential employers to contact Stuard directly: hiremywife@yahoo.com.

    Stuard admits he purchased the billboard without first telling his wife, but so far she has appreciated the gesture.

    "I think I definitely would have said no," Holly Stuard told the station. "I would have thought it would have been too embarrassing to have my face up on a billboard but, now I'm having fun with it and hopefully a good opportunity will come out of it."

    She says she lost her job with the university last year after budget cuts, and has since had a number of promising interviews.

    "I know she's trying extremely hard, no one prepares like she does. So, it's difficult to watch so, this is, I feel like this is probably the best I could come up with to help her out," Brandon Stuard said.
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  • #2
    If she was hotter, I could make her a star!

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    • #3
      "She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital."

      Could you be more generic and buzzwordy? Yet another person with a generic skillset grabs an MBA in the hopes that it will a. give them a job or b. pay them more, but they're not contributing anything more than they would have without it.

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      • #4
        I think I know why she hasn't found a job......

        She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital.
        LMAO! I sure hate Corporate-Speak nonsense.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Slowhand View Post
          "She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital."

          Could you be more generic and buzzwordy? Yet another person with a generic skillset grabs an MBA in the hopes that it will a. give them a job or b. pay them more, but they're not contributing anything more than they would have without it.
          Damnit! You beat me to it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
            If she was hotter, I could make her a star!
            I'm sure there is a casting couch somewhere that will lend a hand...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Slowhand View Post
              "She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital."

              Could you be more generic and buzzwordy? Yet another person with a generic skillset grabs an MBA in the hopes that it will a. give them a job or b. pay them more, but they're not contributing anything more than they would have without it.
              I bet you anything she could help a company leverage its core-competencies to promote cross-pollination of ideas and enhance synergies too. Lmfao
              Last edited by slow99; 08-30-2012, 01:45 PM.
              Originally posted by davbrucas
              I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

              Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

              You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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              • #8
                I'll bet she has excellent written and verbal communication skills and is a team player, too.

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                • #9
                  Fast learner!

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                  • #10
                    Will show up 5 minutes late for work and then sit on face book all day long! Oh wait ... maybe I'm not playing this game right?
                    Originally posted by Nash B.
                    Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                    • #11
                      All that's missing is the phrase "paradigm shift."

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                      • #12
                        Yet another unemployed person without a tangible skill.
                        - Darrell

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                        1993 Cobra #199 - SOLD

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                          All that's missing is the phrase "paradigm shift."
                          Are you kidding? The billboard speaks for itself! She's forever altered the paradigm of job hunting, imagine what she could do for your firm's synergies!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Slowhand View Post
                            Are you kidding? The billboard speaks for itself! She's forever altered the paradigm of job hunting, imagine what she could do for your firm's synergies!
                            If she were so great and readily employable, she'd have a job.

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                            • #15
                              No black belt, no care.
                              "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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