So whats the deal with Soap and cows?

[DamonH]

Its real fun when you get to saw in half a still born calf out of there shoulder deep.

What is the point of that? I've never heard of anyone doing that.

[Treasure Chest]

Its real fun when you get to saw in half a still born calf out of there shoulder deep.

Never had to do that, but I've pulled my fair share of calfs and goat kids.

[soap]

Blah blah blah....said something to some chick about cows....blah blah blah....cute....blah blah blah....calls all chicks cows, now....blah blah blah....Jen thinks he's trying too hard to be weird and get this calling chicks cows thing to catch on...blah blah blah...he enjoys being called a cow fucker....and yadda yadda yadda...he never heard from the cow again.

winner,

[soap]

i just stepped out for a few hours. to pay phone bill and pick up madden13, and you fools start a whole thread about me... COOL!!!

real men love cows

[lowthreeohz]

What is the point of that? I've never heard of anyone doing that.

I think the cow dies if it's unable to pass the stillborn calf.

[soap]

I think the cow dies if it's unable to pass the stillborn calf.

[Sleeper]

the calf was to big for the cow to pass. We had to cut it into two pieces to save the cows life. She is still with me and gives me a calf every year.

First year heafers can have problems and this was just one of them.

[soap]

the calf was to big for the cow to pass. We had to cut it into two pieces to save the cows life. She is still with me and gives me a calf every year.

First year heafers can have problems and this was just one of them.

poor cow.

[Sleeper]

Poor calf. She is still alive. She is kind of a bitch though.

[soap]

Poor calf. She is still alive. She is kind of a bitch though.

wait! i thought you said y'all had to cut the calf in half???

[VaderTT]

wait! i thought you said y'all had to cut the calf in half???

Hence "poor calf" cow is still alive.

[soap]

Poor calf. She is still alive. She is kind of a bitch though.

talking about this. "she is still alive" i thought he ment the calf. after being cut in half! i was going to ask why haven't you put it down already?

[VaderTT]

talking about this. "she is still alive" i thought he ment the calf. after being cut in half! i was going to ask why haven't you put it down already?

LOL, how the fuck would it still be alive after being cut in half?

[soap]

LOL, how the fuck would it still be alive after being cut in half?

i didn't know. it might have been on PCP?

[dangerous_sep]

Wait you cut it in half while inside of the cow?