A Donkey kills South Texas Mayor

[unkoricky]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/S-Texas-Mayor-Found-Dead-of-Apparent-Donkey-Attack-167849605.html

S. Texas Mayor Found Dead of Apparent Donkey Attack

A South Texas mayor has been found dead after apparently being attacked by a 500-pound donkey on his ranch.

The Atascosa County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that the death of Hollywood Park Mayor William "Bill" Bohlke appears to be an accident. Bohlke was 65.

Chief Deputy David Soward said Sohlke apparently was attacked Monday morning by a male, aggressive donkey he kept on the ranch.

His body was found Monday night during a search by deputies and relatives. A formal cause of death is pending.

Soward said it's up to the family to decide what to do with the donkey.

Mayor Pro Tem Steve Phillips will serve as acting mayor of Hollywood Park, a town of about 3,000 just north of San Antonio.

Donkey must have had cropped ears.

[krazy kris]

donkey punch

[SS Junk]

Did you know there is Biblical proof of PMS?

The Bible states Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

[Vertnut]

Ever seen what a donkey can do to a coyote? I hope the mayor doesn't look like that, or they would need dental records to ID him.

[Rick Modena]

Does anyone know if this jackass had cropped ears?

[naynay]

donkey punch

you into that?

[SouthernSVT]

What an ass

[Snatch Napkin]

"When going hands on ends badly."

[VaderTT]

AEA like a donkey

[Dlachance]

Did you know there is Biblical proof of PMS?

The Bible states Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

Jackass..

[71chevellejohn]

"You can take the donkey to the top of the rim, or you can take the tram. It is the same price"
/Ron White

[gnturboray]

Ass packed