Ever been stung by a yellowjacket...

[347Mike]

Nope but got fucked up by 11 wasps or so last week. Few on my face, neck hands etc.

[Osiris]

I got popped by a Scorpion FIVE fucking times while I was sleeping yesterday, at 5am.


Don't be a poosy. Lol.

What did that feel like?

[bcoop]

What did that feel like?

Well, it didn't feel good, that's for sure. Much more intense than any wasp/bee/ yellow jacket stings I've had as far as the pain and burn. The first one woke me up and I jumped, that's when he tagged me four more times on the side of the knee when I moved. I hit my head on the ceiling, getting out of the bed so fast. Intense pain for about an hour, but it hasn't bothered me much since. The one on the back of my knee, is right in the crease, and its a little tender when I walk. But I am lucky, I guess. I've got 5 little red dots. Everyone I know that's been stung, however, get major swelling, pain, and about 6-7" area around the sting turns bright red and stays that way for a week or two. I had immediate swelling and redness, but it was gone by 10am or so.

I'm highly allergic to bee/wasp/yellow jackets, so I was a bit shocked my body handled this the way it did.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Nope. I've managed to make it 35 years without ever being stung by any type of flying insect.

[kingjason]

Nope. I've managed to make it 35 years without ever being stung by any type of flying insect.

Every bee in your neighborhood just said "challenge accepted".

[silversleeper]

I had a red wasp go up my shorts and sting me on my inner though near my groin when I was about 5 or 6... I still remember the pain i felt from it although it was not nearly as painful as the hornet that stung me in-between my ankle an achilles tendon

[black50]

I think the worst sting I ever received was by a Tree Asp

[94form2000z]

Stuck my hand on a nest of them climbing a tree about 10 ft up when I was about 10. They covered my arm pretty well and it burned like a mother. Never stung on the face though.

My dad poured gasoline on my arm and it quit stinging so much.

[slow99]

I was walking backwards with a weedeater trimming around a big tree when I was 17. Back of my head smacked a gigantic yellow jacket nest - I got popped about 10x on the back of the neck. That sucked.

[Mike]

I got stung by two that were hanging out in my football helmet in 8th grade, good times!

[JC316]

Got stung on the chin once. I looked like Jay Leno for the next two days. I hate the fuckers.

[petyweestraw]

Dude they hurt. Caught one on the nose once and on the ear by a red wasp. That one suuuuuucked.

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[ThreeFingerPete]

What is it with all the assholes being named Matt? We have your Matt, silverback, and the board favorite cop. All assholes. One of life's little mysteries I guess. /shrug

Why are girls named Nikki/Nicki sluts?

[NTexas_V-Star]

I had one get sucked into the vent on a motorcycle helmet. Got me on the head a bunch. I looked like a retard riding a bike while trying to get my helmet off.

Had that happen once. Good times!

Was hauling hay once, and grabbed up a square bale that had been on the ground a while, apparently, because there was a hornet nest under it.

Holy hell. Those fuckers declared jihad on me. I got stung 9 or 10 times, in a few seconds. It was pretty rough.

[Vertnut]

Well, it didn't feel good, that's for sure. Much more intense than any wasp/bee/ yellow jacket stings I've had as far as the pain and burn. The first one woke me up and I jumped, that's when he tagged me four more times on the side of the knee when I moved. I hit my head on the ceiling, getting out of the bed so fast. Intense pain for about an hour, but it hasn't bothered me much since. The one on the back of my knee, is right in the crease, and its a little tender when I walk. But I am lucky, I guess. I've got 5 little red dots. Everyone I know that's been stung, however, get major swelling, pain, and about 6-7" area around the sting turns bright red and stays that way for a week or two. I had immediate swelling and redness, but it was gone by 10am or so.

I'm highly allergic to bee/wasp/yellow jackets, so I was a bit shocked my body handled this the way it did.

I hate scorpions. Growing up in Austin, they were everywhere. I've stepped on them in the middle of the night, had one fall from the ceiling onto my chest and pop me, and had one in my boot that tore my ass up before I could get it off. The worst sting I ever got was from a bumble bee that got under my shirt and stung me right on the back of my neck. Besides the intense pain, it made me feel really nauseous and light-headed for a while.