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  • Ever been stung by a yellowjacket...

    on your eyebrow? Not fun to say the least but I nuked their asses afterword!

  • #2
    OUCH!! I was stung twice by wasps above the ear and temple....the pain was instant! Another time I was stung 3 times by bumble bees on the back of the shoulder. Those fat bastards are aren't as slow as one might think...

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    • #3
      On the lip when I went camping in July. It got in my beer without me realizing it and I drank that stupid thing. Was super paranoid after that

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      • #4
        I got stung by a yellow jacket right where my eyebrow meets my temple. Felt like a got punched in the side of the head. Intantly hurt like a muthafucka.
        - Darrell

        1993 LX - Reef Blue R331ci
        1993 Cobra #199 - SOLD

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        • #5
          I got stung by two. One directly underneath my thumb nail, right at the cuticle. The other on the palm of the same hand. The pain took a while to fully kick in, but in a couple hours I thought my fingers were going to have to be amputated. Now I get a pretty serious arthritis like pain in my two middle knuckles every morning.

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          • #6
            Ever been stung by a yellowjacket.......................... ON WEED?!?!?!?!?!
            Originally posted by Nash B.
            Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
              Ever been stung by a yellowjacket.......................... ON WEED?!?!?!?!?!
              There's this guy in the bushes, does he have a gun, I don't know. Red team GO, Red team GO!!!
              "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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              • #8
                Dayum... I can handle being stung on the hand, arm, leg... but the eyebrow sounds like a bit of a bitch.

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                • #9
                  Neck, side of the head above ear, and hip - fucker some how got under my sheets.

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                  • #10
                    pussies

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by EW View Post
                      on your eyebrow? Not fun to say the least but I nuked their asses afterword!
                      I hope you killed them with FIRE!
                      Originally posted by Silverback
                      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                      • #12
                        Between my upper lip and the underside of my nose. When I was 9-10 I went to after school daycare, one of the brats there got the bright idea to throw wood chips at the hornets nest. They saw him and the other miscreant helping him run away, the third time several followed them back and I turned to look at the nest as they ran by ... POW. I literally turned my face into the yellow jacket as it barreled stinger-first at what felt like 1,000mph. The damn thing hit me so hard my first sensation was like I got hit with a pebble. It ran into my face probably at max hornet speed. It fell to the ground and flew away. the next sensation was accompanied with multiple high-pitched shrieks as it felt like Satan was trying to drill through my lip, teeth and nose with a broken 500* 00-gauge welder's cable. Fucking asshole, that Matt kid.
                        Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                        I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                        Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                        Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                        dont downshift!!
                        Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                        • #13
                          I had one get sucked into the vent on a motorcycle helmet. Got me on the head a bunch. I looked like a retard riding a bike while trying to get my helmet off.

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                          • #14
                            I got popped by a Scorpion FIVE fucking times while I was sleeping yesterday, at 5am.


                            Don't be a poosy. Lol.
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                              Between my upper lip and the underside of my nose. When I was 9-10 I went to after school daycare, one of the brats there got the bright idea to throw wood chips at the hornets nest. They saw him and the other miscreant helping him run away, the third time several followed them back and I turned to look at the nest as they ran by ... POW. I literally turned my face into the yellow jacket as it barreled stinger-first at what felt like 1,000mph. The damn thing hit me so hard my first sensation was like I got hit with a pebble. It ran into my face probably at max hornet speed. It fell to the ground and flew away. the next sensation was accompanied with multiple high-pitched shrieks as it felt like Satan was trying to drill through my lip, teeth and nose with a broken 500* 00-gauge welder's cable. Fucking asshole, that Matt kid.
                              What is it with all the assholes being named Matt? We have your Matt, silverback, and the board favorite cop. All assholes. One of life's little mysteries I guess. /shrug

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