on your eyebrow? Not fun to say the least but I nuked their asses afterword!
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I got stung by two. One directly underneath my thumb nail, right at the cuticle. The other on the palm of the same hand. The pain took a while to fully kick in, but in a couple hours I thought my fingers were going to have to be amputated. Now I get a pretty serious arthritis like pain in my two middle knuckles every morning.
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Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View PostEver been stung by a yellowjacket.......................... ON WEED?!?!?!?!?!"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776
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Originally posted by EW View Poston your eyebrow? Not fun to say the least but I nuked their asses afterword!Originally posted by SilverbackLook all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
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Between my upper lip and the underside of my nose. When I was 9-10 I went to after school daycare, one of the brats there got the bright idea to throw wood chips at the hornets nest. They saw him and the other miscreant helping him run away, the third time several followed them back and I turned to look at the nest as they ran by ... POW. I literally turned my face into the yellow jacket as it barreled stinger-first at what felt like 1,000mph. The damn thing hit me so hard my first sensation was like I got hit with a pebble. It ran into my face probably at max hornet speed. It fell to the ground and flew away. the next sensation was accompanied with multiple high-pitched shrieks as it felt like Satan was trying to drill through my lip, teeth and nose with a broken 500* 00-gauge welder's cable. Fucking asshole, that Matt kid.Originally posted by PGreenCobraI can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!Originally posted by Trip McNeelyOriginally posted by dsrtuckteezydont downshift!!
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I got popped by a Scorpion FIVE fucking times while I was sleeping yesterday, at 5am.
Don't be a poosy. Lol.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by DON SVO View PostBetween my upper lip and the underside of my nose. When I was 9-10 I went to after school daycare, one of the brats there got the bright idea to throw wood chips at the hornets nest. They saw him and the other miscreant helping him run away, the third time several followed them back and I turned to look at the nest as they ran by ... POW. I literally turned my face into the yellow jacket as it barreled stinger-first at what felt like 1,000mph. The damn thing hit me so hard my first sensation was like I got hit with a pebble. It ran into my face probably at max hornet speed. It fell to the ground and flew away. the next sensation was accompanied with multiple high-pitched shrieks as it felt like Satan was trying to drill through my lip, teeth and nose with a broken 500* 00-gauge welder's cable. Fucking asshole, that Matt kid.
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