Anyone have a lawnmower they don't want?

[VaderTT]

The whole "just like you" scares the shit out of me after the gummy worms. LOL!

You're telling me, I'd rather raise a normal person.

[DON SVO]

The whole "just like you" scares the shit out of me after the gummy worms. LOL!

It's ok, dragons HATE gummi-worms.

[VaderTT]

Potential names are Optimus Prime, Shitlips and Hellen Keller.

[A+]

There is one in my backyard. Does it work? Idk but you can have it. Ill trade for a hug.

[lowthreeohz]

Congrats on the kiddo man.

Get Roberts riding mower and make an offroad mower!

check it out on youtube..fucking hilarity.

[DON SVO]

I already have rights to Mo'fuckin Megatron Jennings.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

You need juan really bad huh

Juan is the loneliest mower that you'll ever view...
You can be as bad as Juan, be the loneliest mower since the mower Juan.

Mow is the saddest experience that you'll ever know...
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

'Cause Juan is the loneliest mower that you'll ever view
Juan is the loneliest mower, worse than you

It's just no good anymore since you moved away
Now you'll spend your time mowing lines in complete dismay







yeah, I'll get back to work now...

[lowthreeohz]

^^awesome

[VaderTT]

Juan is the loneliest mower that you'll ever view...
You can be as bad as Juan, be the loneliest mower since the mower Juan.

Mow is the saddest experience that you'll ever know...
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

'Cause Juan is the loneliest mower that you'll ever view
Juan is the loneliest mower, worse than you

It's just no good anymore since you moved away
Now you'll spend your time mowing lines in complete dismay







yeah, I'll get back to work now...

ROFLMAO!!!!

I've got one that you can have for free. It's a cheap Lowe's push mower that I bought brand new about 3 years ago and it's only been used about 10 times. Hasn't been started since last summer, but you're more than welcome to it if you want it.

Shit man, I just checked where Ellis county was and it's kinda far for me, I appreciate it though!

Ok, well let me know, I was heading to mesquite saturday morning so i can drop it off if need be.

I think I'll take you up on this man, I can drop it off whenever you want after I get the truck back.

If there's room on the trailer when we haul a piano that direction I'll bring it too.

That would be greatly appreciated! I would have to treat you guys to a tasty beverage.

There is one in my backyard. Does it work? Idk but you can have it. Ill trade for a hug.

I would take that offer! Good at hug but I looked on the map and I can't find Girlswithoutweinersville, Tx.

[A+]

Its down the street from balch springs.

[Wicked98Snake]

Too bad it's not EMO.

Yeah cuz then it'd cut itself!

[Chas_svo]

Perfect!!! You are the man!

I'll pm you.



I'll use you as my back up! But I seriously appreciate it dude!



BTW, I'm trying to get the house presentable for my house warming party. Not that anyone will want to come to Mesquite, but it should be fun!

You're moving the wrong way man. All the fun is west.

Potential names are Optimus Prime, Shitlips and Hellen Keller.

How did shithead (pronounced shah-tay), not make the list?



Jk, and congrats.

[Wicked98Snake]

Well this thread took and interesting turn, LOL. Congrats man, I have a 5 year old to fetch me beers and find remotes and it's the best ever.

[Silverback]

Potential names are Optimus Prime, Shitlips and Hellen Keller.

If you don't name your kid Falkor Jabberwock LASTNAME, I don't even know you anymore!


*Falkor, the luck dragon, in The Neverending Story
*Jabberwock, a dragon, in Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass

[mstng86]

I think I'll take you up on this man, I can drop it off whenever you want after I get the truck back.

I can drop it off at your casa and pick it up later that day. I have to help clean out my cousins apartment so it would be later on saturday.