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Recently, while I was working in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so ...I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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That is classic!Comment
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Finding out your kid is smarter than you.
Priceless .
What was mom and dads reaction?The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain
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Lol awesome
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That's great.
I'm also interested in the parents reaction."You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch"Comment
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I knew everyone would laugh at that! People are crazy.Wanna see my care face???Comment
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That's awesome!! Soo what as the parents reply?Comment
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He didn't actually have that happen to him people!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOLComment
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Fuck you. We're going to Costco.Comment
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Their Democrats, does their opinion really even matter? LMFAO This better not get moved into the political forum.Originally posted by wishitwasasvt View Post
THAT WOULD BE...[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXQw8ZrDiTY[/ame]Wanna see my care face???Comment
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Yeah, heard that a few years ago but still classic nonetheless..Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
Btw - what did the parents say?Comment
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Has he said what the parents said yet???Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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