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  • #31
    Originally posted by 03trublugt View Post
    at the rate teachers are having sex with kids, they are trying to keep your panties on!
    bazinga!
    If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
      Does that make you the head meat gazer???
      Nope. Since I run it I just sit on the quarterdeck and pull NCOs from other shops to perform that mission.


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      • #33
        Originally posted by Downs View Post
        Nope. Since I run it I just sit on the quarterdeck and pull NCOs from other shops to perform that mission.


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        Suuuuuure...

        You know you like the gazing!

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        • #34
          My company does randoms about 2 times a year. Around 150 employees get picked each time. I have been "randomly selected" 5 times in a row now. So, 5 pee tests since September of 2010. However this last test, they tested every single employee in the company. (Something like 400 people) Seems a little overboard, but its their money...not mine.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Matt
            Does your company give random drug tests?
            No, but I would be in favor of doing so if the matter came up for a vote.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Bringit View Post
              My company does randoms about 2 times a year. Around 150 employees get picked each time. I have been "randomly selected" 5 times in a row now. So, 5 pee tests since September of 2010. However this last test, they tested every single employee in the company. (Something like 400 people) Seems a little overboard, but its their money...not mine.
              Doesn't testing everyone take the random out of it?

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              • #37
                Nope
                Originally posted by Yale
                I want to give her a colonoscopy with my tongue.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Thehead View Post
                  Doesn't testing everyone take the random out of it?
                  Nope. The 'random' typically applies to timeframe, quantity tested is per company standards.
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Thehead View Post
                    Doesn't testing everyone take the random out of it?

                    Yes, and No. I guess it depends on which way you want to interpret "random." Random as in, they "randomly" select the employees. Or "randomly" as in, SURPRISE!!!!...Its 2:15 on a Tuesday and they are drug testing.

                    But this last time, was the first time, I've seen them screen everyone. They went as far as locking all bathroom facilities, and building exits as well.

                    And the funny thing is, as far as everyone knows...not a single person was let go.
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                    • #40
                      There are some smaller service companies out here that give a 30 day notice for their random drug test. I even had one friend who was hired by a company and they asked him how long he needed till he could pass a drug test. That is just how it works when the unemployment rate here is the lowest in the state, but you still have to keep your insurance company happy.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Bringit View Post
                        Yes, and No. I guess it depends on which way you want to interpret "random." Random as in, they "randomly" select the employees. Or "randomly" as in, SURPRISE!!!!...Its 2:15 on a Tuesday and they are drug testing.

                        But this last time, was the first time, I've seen them screen everyone. They went as far as locking all bathroom facilities, and building exits as well.

                        And the funny thing is, as far as everyone knows...not a single person was let go.
                        Depending on who the employee is that failed, they will either let you go if you are a worthless employee or offer you a 2 week rehab program if they want you to stay.

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                        • #42
                          I worked for a company for 31 years that gave this hair test. it checks for 90 days.

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                          On average, 85% of the drug users identified by Psychemedics would have been missed by urinalysis. This is due not only to our much longer detection window of approximately 3 months, but also to our unique proprietary technology.
                          Don't worry about what you can't change.
                          Do the best you can with what you have.
                          Be honest, even if it hurts.

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                          • #43
                            Military, so I get tested about 5 times a year with this unit. I love how when they brief you they say that people were chosen at random, but it's always 100%.

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                            • #44
                              Don't do drugs.
                              "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                              "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                              • #45
                                Yeah, just smoke pot.

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