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  • #16
    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    If you drag a woman by her feet on the beach, she'll fill up with sand. What's to say with wind and dust that she doesn't get a case of the gritty clam? Furthermore, if she is commando in pants then the constant rubbing of the linens would result in lint, or fuzz dumplings depending on the natural level of discharge.
    /thread.


    I owe you a beer for that laugh.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
      If you drag a woman by her feet on the beach, she'll fill up with sand. What's to say with wind and dust that she doesn't get a case of the gritty clam? Furthermore, if she is commando in pants then the constant rubbing of the linens would result in lint, or fuzz dumplings depending on the natural level of discharge.
      If you turn a woman upside down & throw in some quick-crete she'll have a crack full of concrete.

      Also to the bold:

      Says the person with a penis!
      sigpic

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      • #18
        Skidmarks are hell to get out of denim.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Jedi View Post
          Skidmarks are hell to get out of denim.
          Stop shitting your pants..

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Jedi View Post
            Skidmarks are hell to get out of denim.
            Brien out of his pants?


            Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
            I ended up snapping a pic and sent it to the girls to show them they were missing a wonderful view. Well, upon her standing up as we all walked by we discovered she was 'commando' unless her snatch ate her panties. So, that is how the topic came about.


            AND WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICS!!!!!!!


            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
            If you drag a woman by her feet on the beach, she'll fill up with sand.
            Fucking right!!!!! You sir are a funny man!
            Ded

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            • #21
              i sag my pants too much to not wear underwear.

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              • #22
                Walked in to a restaurant once and while looking for a place to sit, noticed a reasonably nasty girl sliding out of table bench seat and noticed she left a smear of biscuit butter on the seat.

                Kind of takes away from the appeal of no panties.


                David

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post
                  Walked in to a restaurant once and while looking for a place to sit, noticed a reasonably nasty girl sliding out of table bench seat and noticed she left a smear of biscuit butter on the seat.

                  Kind of takes away from the appeal of no panties.


                  David
                  I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing about that. Thanks a lot, ass!
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                  Originally posted by Leah
                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                    I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing about that. Thanks a lot, ass!
                    I agree.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing about that. Thanks a lot, ass!
                      Yeah, it was discusting.

                      I almost puked (tasted a little salty).



                      David

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post
                        Yeah, it was discusting.

                        I almost puked (tasted a little salty).



                        David
                        You mother fucker!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post
                          Yeah, it was discusting.

                          I almost puked (tasted a little salty).



                          David
                          Oh goddamn.

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                          • #28
                            Fuck, Cobra. I just threw away my burrito....
                            Originally posted by talisman
                            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                            Originally posted by AdamLX
                            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                            Because fuck you, that's why
                            Originally posted by 80coupe
                            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                            Originally posted by Rick Modena
                            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                            Originally posted by Jester
                            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post
                              Walked in to a restaurant once and while looking for a place to sit, noticed a reasonably nasty girl sliding out of table bench seat and noticed she left a smear of biscuit butter on the seat.

                              Kind of takes away from the appeal of no panties.


                              David
                              Makes you wonder what kind of work-up she got prior to leaving!
                              Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                              I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                              Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                              Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                              dont downshift!!
                              Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                                AND WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICS!!!!!!!!
                                X3

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