We've got a little liquor store in town where the employees always try to make some off-the-wall recommendation in place of what I'm in there for....the few times I've listened to them it turned out to be total shit...so I'm a standard "no thanks" on all of them now.
You'd think they would know the good stuff, but apparently they are just trying to get someone to buy the garbage they can't sell.
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We've got a little liquor store in town where the employees always try to make some off-the-wall recommendation in place of what I'm in there for....the few times I've listened to them it turned out to be total shit...so I'm a standard "no thanks" on all of them now.
You'd think they would know the good stuff, but apparently they are just trying to get someone to buy the garbage they can't sell.
This guy sounded like he knew what he was talking about , apparently it was some special batch that there owner bought , well he bought shit and now he can't sell it I guess.
Sucker. I am about to open up my bottle of Kentucky Deluxe..
We caught a kid with a little bottle of that at one of the bars I ran. He was 19 I think, thought he'd sneak himself some whiskey in the door so he could party with his buddies. One of my bouncers saw him, told him to bring it to the front, so he did. Gave it to us. I kept it at the front door, Not real sure what had transpired. The bouncer made his way up front and told me what happened. So, I had my bouncer go back to the kitchen, dump the whiskey and fill it with a coke/water mixture that looked like the crap that was in the bottle. About 15 minutes later, the kid gets busted for trying to drink his buddies adult beverage, surprise surprise. When he got tossed on his ear, he demanded his bottle of whiskey back. So, I obliged, wondering if we would ever know what his reaction to his "whiskey" would be. He decided to take a big swig as he walked out, he got pissed and threw his $2 bottle of "whiskey" across the street and stormed the door. I told the little fucker how it was and sent him on his way. He ripped his shirt off and started pacing up and down the middle of the street ready to fight..... Way off topic, but when I saw KD being mentioned, I thought I'd share.
I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck
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