4x4 Firebird

[Forever_frost]

Yeah....I had to click the link to see this monstrosity. I was perusing CL to find a new truck (like finding a needle in a haystack) and...really? Who looks at a Firebird and thinks "I'm going to take that and destroy the point of aerodynamics?"

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/cto/3211695798.html

[Binky]

That is not mighty pleasant....

[crapstang]

lol, we picked something up like that a while ago. $300 for a lifted bronco with a cutlass body, geez that thing was wack

[Treasure Chest]

That is not mighty pleasant....

You should see the 4x4 corvette that runs around Tyler.

[stevo]

That asshole has been spamming the axles (supposedly dana 44's) from under that thing for months now. At first it was like $1000, then has got less and less each month. They were also supposedly rebuilt in the beginning, but has always shown those pics with the green moss growing on them.

Here is the axle ad:

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/pts/3177451826.html

Matching set of Dana 44s $650(obo) - $650 (Mt. Pleasant)
Date: 2012-08-16, 4:23PM CDT
Reply to: see below
*update 8-16* I will be taking this to scrap if not sold by 8-23 so make me an offer worst I can say is no would trade for a 1996-2001Dodge Ram 3/4 or 1ton transfer-case must be NP241 manual shift from an automatic transmission that in working condition this transfer-case is also in newer model Jeep Rubicons 2003 and up*

I have an 82-92 model Firebird body sitting on an 80's model Dodge 1/2 ton frame. Everything was in working order until the 318 motor blew a head gasket and I don't feel like messing with it seeing how I have too many projects as it is. The pair of matching Dana 44 axles, working 727 tranny and a 205 transfer case in it that are worth more then the price I'm asking if I parted it out but I don't feel like parting it out at this moment I just want to get rid of the whole thing so don't try BSing me with some lowball offer cause I know what these parts are worth and if you scrap the body and frame after you take off what you need you will only be paying like $300 for a pair of axles so you won't be losing at all. This would be great for a full width axle swap in any CJ or YJ Jeep. I can be reached at (903)88four-3097 ask for Nathan and no calls after 9 PM and if it is on here that means I still have it

I sell some real crap from time to time, but I be damned if I at least don't let people know in the ad just HOW crappy it is.

Stevo

[Forever_frost]

Someone send CJ after him

[Jewmadbro?]

Wonder if he'll trade for a sub.

[Tannerm]

I wanna know how many emails he gets making fun of him. Or telling "why wait till 8/23? Scrap that piece of hammered dog shit now!"

[BradM]

Randy Travis may be interested.

[CJ]

Wow that looks really well done.

[VaderTT]

I emailed him to ask if he'd take a badass tent in trade.

Hopefully hilarity ensues!!!

[dee]

Knew it was gonna be bad when the link had easttexas in it.

[ram57ta]

I dont see the Firebird? All I see is a huge ugly pile of shit that would probably have code enforcement all over me in a matter of minutes.