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    Brent, you may have got your junk hacked on too soon..

    When scientist began testing the JQ1 compound, they hoped that it would be effective in cancer therapies by causing tumor cells to reboot, and halt their harmful effects on the body. Unfortunately, the drug doesn't appear to work against cancer in the way that researchers had thought it would. However, JQ1 may end up being an extremely important discovery after all: It turns out that although it can't fight cancer, it does fight sperm production, making it a potential key to the production of the first male birth control pill.

    Administering the compound to male mice caused each test subject's sperm production to drop dramatically. The sperm that were still being created were of poor quality, rendering the animals infertile. Most importantly, once testing of the compound ceased, sperm production returned to normal, showing that the effects of the pill are 100% reversible.

    While the results may be promising, clinical trials are still needed in order to prove the drug's effectiveness against human sperm. The compound still needs to be tweaked in order for it to become a candidate for oral administration, but so far the outlook is good.

    Of course, this isn't the first time a drug has been found to be ineffective for its promised purpose, and then discovered to be a suitable solution to a different medical condition. Sildenafil — known more commonly by the trade name Viagra — was first tested in treating symptoms of heart disease. The clinical trials showed that while Sildenafil's effectiveness against heart disease was minimal, the men who tested it were affected in an entirely different way.

  • #2
    I heard about male birth control over 100 years ago. Has it come out yet?
    .....bro....

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    • #3
      Sounds like an investment opportunity....
      Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
      Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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      • #4
        Who is the company?

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        • #5
          It's called getting married, can't have a kid if you don't have sex...

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          • #6
            If this works, men everywhere should rejoice. No more "Honey, I haven't taken my pill for a month, you're gonna be a daddy!"

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            • #7
              Hahahaha. A lady friend actually told me about this today.

              Well... She was talking about an injection in the nuts. And it lasts 10 years. Can be reversed with some other injection.


              I'm still having trouble, too. Shit pisses me off.
              Originally posted by BradM
              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
              Originally posted by Leah
              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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              • #8
                Fuck a needle anywhere near my sack......
                Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                • #9
                  Sucks Brent. You're actually really deterring me from pursing it seriously. I don't want to live with that shit. I have enough problems with my fucking back, I don't need to add another area of constant pain.


                  Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                  Fuck a needle anywhere near my sack......
                  I'll take a needle before a knife.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    Sucks Brent. You're actually really deterring me from pursing it seriously. I don't want to live with that shit. I have enough problems with my fucking back, I don't need to add another area of constant pain.




                    I'll take a needle before a knife.
                    Fucking do it, before you have an 18 year 'oops' moment. Seriously. I've got to be such an insignificant percentage out of all of them performed. I actually had an appointment scheduled to figure out WTF was going on. Some shit hit the fan at work that day, and I had to cancel. I really need to get back up there, but I'm booked 6 weeks past the start of school. I'll get there eventually.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #11
                      That shit scares me. The failure rate of the pill is bad enough, and it only has to stop one egg, once a month.

                      So, if the remaining sperm are poor quality, what does it mean for a fetus conceived on it?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                        That shit scares me. The failure rate of the pill is bad enough, and it only has to stop one egg, once a month.

                        So, if the remaining sperm are poor quality, what does it mean for a fetus conceived on it?
                        You will have a Mr EDD baby...
                        Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                        Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                        • #13
                          I won't. My baby factory has been shut down permanently.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                            You will have a Mr EDD baby...
                            Oh dear god. The horror.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                              Fucking do it, before you have an 18 year 'oops' moment.
                              +9 month free ride
                              Originally posted by Buzzo
                              Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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