Email from my Ethics Prof.

[talisman]

Bring him to JITB and we'll find out who is yellow.

I'm surprised you didn't just start listing accomplishments. Oh that's right, a college education isn't one of them, is it? On the bright side you'll always have "contact sports" on your resume. How many games were you off the bench for in high school again?

[Buick355]

Who needs a ti when wolfram alpha will do it for free.

Sent from my DROID RAZR

True, but they won't allow the use of a laptop or smartphone during a test.

[03trubluGT]

That sounds awfully threatening, officer.

Bitch, puh-lease....

I'm surprised you didn't just start listing accomplishments. Oh that's right, a college education isn't one of them, is it? On the bright side you'll always have "contact sports" on your resume. How many games were you off the bench for in high school again?

Ok, since you brought it up.

Sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach to make me think that while I was a NONCOM in the US Marines 7,000 miles away from home in a foreign war, I was actually protecting the then 4th grade Eric's freedom to log onto the internet 20+ years later and be the antagonistic prick that he is.

Jus sayin'.....

**Disclaimer** Some figures may be off, no actual hard data was researched for this post, but you get the gist.

[grove rat]

^a simple "i spent my college years in the military" would have sufficed don't you think? that's just what i tell people anyways...


that's all from me, you guys carry on beating the shit out of each other with words!

[Treasure Chest]

I'm going to handcuff the two of you together until y'all learn to get along.

[03trubluGT]

I'm going to handcuff the two of you together until y'all learn to get along.

I guess you called the handcuffs since Eric is busy with the ball gag.....??

[Treasure Chest]

I guess you called the handcuffs since Eric is busy with the ball gag.....??

Sweetheart, handcuffs are child's play.

[03trubluGT]

Sweetheart, handcuffs are child's play.

Not the ones I have.

Hinged ones are the bitch.

[Nash B.]

I hear the ultra lib profs mostly infest our Ivy League institutions of higher learning. Though I did run across a few up the road in Denton at TWU back in the 90's.

The only one I can recall was my US History II professor: smart guy, and I don't remember the details other than how quickly his liberal BS got old. There wasn't much room for politics in math, computer science, or logic classes...

Fucking Algebra.

Vagina.

Ok, since you brought it up.

Sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach to make me think that while I was a NONCOM in the US Marines 7,000 miles away from home in a foreign war, I was actually protecting the then 4th grade Eric's freedom to log onto the internet 20+ years later and be the antagonistic prick that he is.

Jus sayin'.....

I would say that as worthless as Eric's Internet posts may be, surely you'd met more worthless people before you enlisted, and surely you've met many more worthless people since you've gotten out (especially in your line of work). How sick does that make you?

[Treasure Chest]

Not the ones I have.

Hinged ones are the bitch.

Respectable.

I see your hinged cuffs and raise you:
+

[03trubluGT]

.I would say that as worthless as Eric's Internet posts may be, surely you'd met more worthless people before you enlisted, and surely you've met many more worthless people since you've gotten out (especially in your line of work). How sick does that make you?

I don't hang around them by choice. If it weren't for the good people here, I wouldn't come back. Eric is a mere nuisance who can dish it out, but not take it.

Just for the record, I did not make one comment at Eric, but he found the need to bring out the jab:

"That's a cowardly thing to say about someone you don't know. I have yet to have a single openly liberal Professor."

The ironic thing is that a Liberal does not look like a Liberal to another Liberal.

[03trubluGT]

Damn, Jen, did you have to put a man's hairy ass in the thread???

[Treasure Chest]

Damn, Jen, did you have to put a man's hairy ass in the thread???

I'm sorry to derail your mental image of being handcuffed to Eric.

[Nash B.]

I'm sorry to derail your mental image of being handcuffed to Eric.

Ah, that explains where all Eric's hair went. He isn't losing it, it's just migrating!

[71chevellejohn]

I don't hang around them by choice.

It wasn't your choice to take your current occupation? Is it not your choice to stay there?